Tom Yum Goong
Reviewed by Anabela Voi You
Director: Prachya Pinkaew
Cast: Tony Jaa, Bongkot Kongmalai, Petchthai
Wongkamlao (Mom Jokmok)
Year: 2005
Runtime: ?? minutes
Tony Jaa was simply brilliant – I can’t recall
anyone better in dislocating people’s joints so methodically on screen.
At one point I was convinced that the muscled dudes in the movie were so
bright they could have been theoretical mathematicians and martial artists;
it seemed that they all fell for Tony’s joint-dislocation moves for the
700th time. These potential theoretical mathematicians and astrophysicists
didn’t detect Tony’s bona fide move of grab-your-arm-go-behind-you-and-twist-the-hell-out-of-you
move, even though he must have used it on the entire cast at least 12 times.
For the guys out there, the chick (Bongkot Kongmalai) of the story almost
went nude during a mud bath. Although it was a teaser this alluring Thai
actress won’t disappoint. It was funny that her tease was used to cause
a dude’s heart attack, because I have seen quite a few times when the female
sexual power was used to kill men via heart attacks… again, on screen of
course. It would be problematic if I actually witnessed the dislocation
of body parts and using sex to kill people on a daily basis.
I liked the story and I don’t set high standards
for plot when it comes to action flicks, because if intelligence and common
sense is actually required, then the existence of these films would be
obliterated. The opening was innocent, sweet, and oh-so sentimental that
Hollywood and soaps will have trouble catching up. I didn’t have a problem
with it, as I love elephants almost as much as Tony’s character did, and
interestingly enough, imdb.com also mentions that Tony Jaa really did grow
up with elephants. I liked using Thailand’s national symbol as the theme
for the movie. Elephants are magnificent creatures and there should be
more movies on them. And if Tony is there to defend and fight for their
existence, even better. There were lots of explosions, reckless chase scenes,
big muscles, good fighters, general havoc, and mandatory destruction of
all standing objects, so it will definitely entertain. Jackie Chan’s New
Police Story, a very good recent action flick, doesn’t even match up presenting
enough rampage as Tom Yum Goong does. The plot though is better over-looked.
Basically, Tony is a nature-loving man of an ethnic minority in Thailand,
and he lives peacefully and lovingly with his family and elephants. On
one really bad day, some evil poachers steal his elephant friends and they
all disappear. In no time Tony figures out all his enemies and elephants
are in Australia, and he goes all the way there (the issues of visas and
air ticket prices don’t exist) to save his elephants and embark on a huge
destructive spree of great proportions. His victims’ medical and funeral
bills as well as civic structural damages to Sydney might take at least
30 lifetimes to pay off – that is, if you work as a yuppie in the G8. Of
course, you forgive Tony because he’s the hero and he’s only hurting the
bad guys. Massive destruction is justified if you’re trying to save two
cuddly gentle creatures; it’s really no argument unless you’re in an academic
in philosophy class.
For Tony, no structure is too high for him to
kick and pulverize, no bones impossible to crack, no limits to the possibility
of how many acrobatic tricks he can perform just about anywhere with just
about anything. Sometimes it just seems he is indeed airborne. His signature
move of flipping backwards to kick a high lamppost bulb is awesome, and
the classic scenario where the hero is the last man standing in a room
full of big, defeated dudes groaning on the floor happened a few times.
While one can say that Jackie’s style mostly consisted of the Peking Opera
School of acrobatics and self-styled stunts or while Jet Li is the exemplary
performer of traditional Chinese martial arts, Tony Jaa seems to combine
many martial arts traditions to the point of where it’s hard to trace what
is what. Obviously, his eclectic style consists of many muay thai moves,
but at one point I was wondering how in the world he could master gymnastics
as well as do kicks that were clearly more Korean than Thai. He’s definitely
a hard worker, experimenter, and indeed it’s hard to find someone who can
absorb and master so many martial arts traditions. Recently, it just seems
that crime films won’t lay off doing criminal network stories without going
to several international locations, and this is one of them.
Moving on, the villains in the movies were appropriately
despicable, although the problem on how to finish them off satisfactorily
is a creative problem for scriptwriters. The villain didn’t quite die and
not well enough. The sets were quite impressive as one can tell that much
deliberation and creative input was invested in the grotesque visuals,
costumes, and character sketches. At one point the set resembled the contrived,
disturbing interior of a video game. The restaurant/headquarters of endangered
species, drug and human-trafficking were so eerie and disturbing that I
actually think this movie, as intelligently limited as it is, did justly
address the shamefulness of these issues by its sheer visual presentation.
It’s nice to see the villain be a female bitch for once, and she was oh-so
vicious, an accomplished mistress of poison as well. Evil males have been
over-used and usually the women are just victims. The number of good fighters
was impressive. Even in Jet Li and Jackie Chan films there weren’t so many
eccentric fighters as in Tom Gum Yom. In any case, Tony reunites with his
elephant and justice prevails. It’s good, go see it, Tony Jaa’s stylish
and unreal physical skills might just replace Jackie and Jet, who are getting
older, as the next action hero for coming generation. And he well deserves
it.
A note of little interest: Tom Yum Goong is
a Thai
dish of prawn soup with Lemongrass.
Rating: 8
Sars Wars
Director: Taweewat Wantha
Cast: Suppakorn Kitsuwan, Thep Pho-Ngan, Lena
Christiansen, Phintusuda Tunphairao
Year: 2004
Running Time: 87 minutes
Crazy comic zombie movies seem to be in vogue
again with films like "Battlefield Baseball", "Wild Zero" and "Shaun of
the Dead" all arriving over the past few years and now Thailand has entered
the ranks of this spaced out genre with the absolutely ludicrously delightful
SARS WARS - that begins at silly and only escalates from there to complete
foolishness. This film refuses to take itself seriously for even an iota
of a nanosecond and exists only to try and generate laughs - sometimes
successfully, sometimes not - but it tries so eagerly like a dog bringing
you the slippers that it’s hard not to feel affection for this loopy contraption.
They throw everything into this film from school girls in short skirts
with axes to a condominium full of munching zombies to heroes with magic
swords that need batteries to a killing fetus baby on the loose. As one
character looks around at the situation and sees the zombies, a giant boa
constrictor and C4 explosives set to go off; he remarks, "We are in deep
shit". No kidding. With more severed body parts and exploding heads than
a heavy metal concert weekend, this is strictly for those who like their
movies idiotic, fast moving, bloody, zany and very fun. No Mensa's need
apply.
A group of bad guys headed by Yai (Sumlek Sakdigel)
kidnap the daughter of a wealthy businessman by distracting her bodyguards
with a bikini clad babe on the side of the road - who later of course turns
out to be a man - what's a Thai comedy without at least one gender bender
moment - and expect an even freakier one later on that will make you gurgle
with absurd pleasure. A ransom tape is sent to the father explaining that
if they don't receive money then the girl Lia (Phintusuda Tunphairao) will
become more intimately involved with a long vegetable than she probably
wants to. The father goes to Master Tape (Thep Pho-Ngan - "Killer Tattoo")
to hire him to rescue Lia, but instead the Master suggests that his much
younger stud assistant Khun (Suppakorn Kitsuwan - "Monrak Transistor" and
"Tears of the Black Tiger") do the duties of rescuing Lia.
Meanwhile, as a spokesperson for the Thai government
is crowing about eradicating all viruses in Thailand, a busy little insect
has flown out of a corpse in Africa and is merrily making its way to Thailand
carrying the SARS virus – which kills you in quick time and turns you into
a zombie soon afterwards. Its first victim is a falang (played by Andrew
Biggs - a well-known writer/host in Thailand) who after being bit begins
to spew bile upon others and helps begin a mass infection of the apartment
dwellers of a certain condo - a certain high-rise condo in which the kidnappers
are holding Lai. Master Tape and Khun figure out the location because the
villains put their return address on the ransom package. It only gets sillier
- a pet boa constrictor eats an infected cat and turns into a giant killer,
a pregnant woman is bit and her baby bursts out of her stomach with a deep
hunger, a female scientist (Lena Christiansen - "Tesseract") goes into
the building with a vaccine and loses her clothes and has to go the rest
of the film dressed in black mesh lingerie and leather short shorts (and
has to perform a go-go dance to start someone's heart up again), there
is a sex act called "Crouching Tiger Eats Noodles", a disco full of oxygen
tank hipsters turn into zombies, there is a Kill Bill like anime flashback
and the building is about to be blown up. Master Tape turns to the audience
after one more absurd turn of events and says, "Well you've watched it
this far" and high fives Khun. And so we have! You have to be in the right
mood for this over the top burbling blood gushing illogical oddity, but
if you are enjoy, open a beer and bite the person next to you.
My rating for this film: 7.5