I came for Yukari Oshima. Honest. All the naked breasts came as a total surprise. As did the fact that she is only in it for about three-minutes. They were an ok three-minutes in which she plays a shaman who exorcises a demon from a woman who thought she was a hopping vampire. Or something. In fact, the whole movie is or something. It makes little sense and I am pretty sure it is two films stitched together. Maybe three. I doubt that either Yukari or her then real life husband Mark Cheng had any idea that they were in a Cat III movie. It is your basic Cat III supernatural sex comedy of demons from Hell sucking the life out of people with strong masculine or feminine spirits born on a certain day. Or something.


One ghost who has escaped from Hell possesses the body of a man and immediately heads for the nearest brothel. Where he takes all three women. Later he explains to the Taoist priest, it's no fun having sex in Hell with another ghost. It is like two shadows who pass over each other. But it is the evil male and female ghosts who possess bodies for sex and sucking out the life force while doing it. Meanwhile, off to the side Cheng owns an antique shop that seems to be haunted. Yukari is his girlfriend. He gets possessed by a gay man. Jokes about being gay and AIDS follow. The two stories never cross. There were other bits that clearly were borrowed from elsewhere. In the final confrontation between evil and good, the cop and the nurse need to have sex and lose their virginity. Or something. Oh, what I do for Yukari.

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