If You are the One 2

                                                                      

Director: Feng Xiaogang
Year: 2010
Rating: 6.0

This sequel to the enormously popular first film continues to explore the off-beat relationship of Qin Fen (Ge You) and Xiaoxiao (Shu Qi).  I would not call it a romance exactly - too amorphous for that. This one actually opened in America at the same time it did in China. Not sure how well it did in America, but it was a hit in China. The first film contained a lot of puckish humor as Fen became wealthy and decided in middle age that it was time to get married. He advertises for a wife and his interviews of various women are quite amusing and disastrous - till he meets Xiaoxiao. Like most of the male species - with admittedly a few exceptions - he is awestruck with her beauty - but they don't hit it off at all. Just no chemistry plus she is in love with a married man and is using this to get over him. But they keep running into each other and eventually become confidants and good friends - and it ends like that hinting at more to come. This film is a different animal - much less of an attempt for humor and after the initial set-up it becomes fairly serious and morose as it deals with death (not of out twosome). Not at all what I was really in the mood for.



It begins with Fen proposing to her on the Great Wall. With no one around. It should be mentioned that director Feng Xiaogang (A World Without Thieves, Banquet, Assembly) paints an astonishingly glossy and upscale portrait of China. Everything looks stunning. Everyone looks wealthy. All the women are beautiful. The restaurants and hotels they attend are fabulous. Watch the documentary Ascension for a more truthful look. There is an elite group at the top, but that is a fraction of the population. But only the wealthy need apply for this film.  No poor people in sight. The New China they try to project. Not exactly propaganda but close. So just take that as a warning - the gloss is beautiful and Shu Qi is radiant.



She sort of accepts but not right away. First, they attend a fancy ceremony with invited guests in their best clothes and cake for their two best friends Xiangshan (Sun Honglei) and Mango (Yao Chen) to get . . .  divorced. Do you promise to never love this man again no matter what. Yes. Now hug and be friends. After this Fen and Xiaoxiao decide it might make sense to have a test run before they get married. He rents the most stunning fabulous house in the southern resort island of Hainan Island - where they are high up in the hills surrounded by forests and a view of the ocean and it has to be accessed only by walking across a long wooden planked bridge. I could live happily up there forever as long as I had my movies, internet, books and a nearby 7-11. And Shu Qi.



But these two idiots decide to really test it and they create an unreality of what their marriage will be like after years. He is much older than she is and so pretends to be paralyzed and she has to wait on him for everything. She pretends to have lost interest in sex to see if he will still love her. Fun and games. No, not really and it begins to wear on them and on the audience as well. Will you two just hop into bed and have sex. The future will take care of itself. Things do not go well. She returns to her job as an airline hostess (always bringing back thoughts of Chungking Express) and he moves on. And then it gets even more depressing.  I just noticed that there is an If You Are the One 3! It stars both Shu Qi and Ge You. Fourteen years after this one. Does it take place in a Senior Citizen home? Has their test come to be reality? Ge You is near to 70 and Shu Qi is approaching fifty which is hard to even think about. Hope I can find it.