Hot Cop in the City
Director: Yuen Kai-chi
Year: 2004
Rating: 3.0
Dammit! Trapped again.
After having bought the 2003 DVD of “Brush Up My Sisters” and sitting through
one of the more tepid and mind numbing female “action” films ever, I swore
I would not be tricked by a cover of good looking women holding guns ever
again. But I must have blanked out momentarily in the DVD store because when
I got home I found “Hot Cop in the City” hiding in my bag. Did it crawl in
on its own looking for a good home or was it an impulse buy? I plead amnesia
and want my money back. I wonder if Paul at Lai Ying would believe me. Not
likely – he has witnessed me buying too many bad movies in the past. In fact,
he reserves them especially for me. “Hot Cop in the City”? Just the
title alone should have kept me far away from this one. Well never again!
Really. I mean it this time.
Oh what a surprise – it’s shot on video – and takes a break every now and
then to allow our hot cops to dance in a public square in Hong Kong. Now
you don’t get to see that in many “girls with guns” films. In truth, Tiffany
Lee is rather hot with legs that start somewhere above her feet and seem
to go right up to her breasts where they are finally stopped by the forces
of nature. In a short time she has managed to find herself in some high profile
films – “The Mummy Aged 19”, “Golden Chicken”, “Shiver”, “Men Suddenly in
Black” and “The Park” – so it is a bit of a surprise to come across her in
such a low budget film. She must have had a free Sunday. Now the other hot
cop isn’t bad to look at either – so you have to wonder why it was “Hot Cop”
– why not take a chance and have it plural – but I guess the filmmakers didn’t
want our expectations being too heady.
This second cop is Sonija Kwok. Now some of us might go “Sonija who?”, but
a little research on the Internet provides me with the following. She was
Miss Hong Kong in 1999 beating out Marsha Yuen (daughter of Cheng Pei-pei)
and the very very cute Myolie Wu. But not only that, Sonija also won Miss
International Goodwill, Miss Intelligence and Miss Photogenic, while Marsha
cleaned up with the Miss Perfect Skin and Miss Perfect Figure at the awards.
Myolie had to settle for Miss Energetic Award. Someone called Cindy Wong
won Miss Perfect Legs – I guess Tiffany wasn’t available. This reminds me
of my high school baseball team in which everyone got an award – I think
mine was “Best Substitute Right Fielder Late in a Hopeless Games”. I was
very proud, as I am sure Cindy was.
Since then Sonija has been working for TVB
– one show is called “Angels on a Mission” in which she plays a gun toting
cop – so she was well prepared for this film. This wasn’t her first film thankfully
– prior to this she was in “The Cheaters”, “Fighting to Survive” and “Replacement
Suspects”. When asked why she agreed to perform in this film, she pleaded
a case of amnesia and could not recall shooting in it - but admitted that
she was pretty hot. Born in 1974, her family moved to Vancouver in 1994 where
she earned her degree in business and psychology – then went on to even bigger
and better things as a hostess on Cathay Airlines – famous throughout Asia
for their especially good looks and party attitude. From there it was just
one great success after another until she reached the pinnacle of her career
with “Hot Cop in the City”.
This is an original plot – a by the book Mainland cop comes to Hong Kong
to track down a criminal and is paired with a happy go lucky Hong Kong cop
and during the film they bond with one another. I don’t think its been done
before – at least not for the last week or so. At least the film has the
good sense to not take itself at all seriously and is rather goofy in a loosey
goosey way. Tiffany is a public relations officer for the cops (with a pretty
good kick for a P.R. person) – her specialty is educating on sexual harassment
at the workplace – one guy tries to pinch her bottom and wishes he hadn’t
and another guy gets a shoe in his mouth for looking down a woman’s blouse.
She rooms with Patrick Tang who does his usual sissy boy shtick but spends
an inordinate amount of time in the bathroom thinking about his roommate.
She reports to Law Kar-ying and is assigned to work with a Mainland PR cop
coming to Hong Kong. His criteria for choosing Tiffany – someone who can
drink, lose, be blamed, be fooled and be teased. I have no idea what that
meant, but I liked it anyway.
In reality Sonija is only pretending to
be a PR cop – she is in fact looking for her ex-partner and boyfriend who
has gone bad and has a counterfeit plate with him. Her contact in Hong Kong
is Tats Lau – sort of a hip hop pimp informer – who has the lowdown on all
the bad guys. The usual happens – the two women initially don’t get along
– then grudgingly partner with one another and finally bond over a flour
fight and live happily ever after. The film does have a modicum of action
– actually much better than the infamous broom scene in “Brush Up My Sisters”
– and some unusual uses for CGI – a ping pong game, bullet holes, tear gas
and Tiffany doing a round house kick that lays out about ten guys. Much of
it is silly and much of it is bad, but it has high spirits and Tiffany in
particular hits some of my happy zones.