Colour Blossoms (Tao Si)
Reviewed by Lee Alon
How the hell this one made it to several film
festivals, including the Berlin Panorma, remains a suspicious enigma to this
day. Can you imagine those lame, late night softcore erotica things Cinemax
and Starz feature wowing audiences the world over? Well, it may depend on
the audience, but they'd have to be an impressionable lot to even bat an
eye at artiste and Fruit Chan collaborator Yonfan's faux-sensational Color
Blossoms. In a vein similar to his previous works, stuff like Bishonen and
Peony Pavilion (both starring Daniel Wu), this latest release also trades
content in for beauty and audiovisual stylization, resulting in the silver
screen equivalent of coffee table literature for the clinically bored.
Granted, the movie at least does go a bit beyond the norm in HK cinema to
reveal some semblance of frontal nudity and steamy sexual deviance, and manages
to deploy the occasional thoughtful pontification from its main characters.
But otherwise we have before us a plodding affair, afflicted by a penchant
for dragging out its most annoying scenes and ultimately making little sense
if any.
Busty Teresa Cheung, who has no other film credits that we know of, surprises
via a respectable appearance as Hong Kong real estate agent Meili. True to
her bone headedly obvious moniker, our intrepid young urbanite seems the
epitome of feminine appeal, carrying herself with grace and expensive outfits
galore. One day Meili happens upon a posh apartment in Price Terrace put
up for rent by mysterious owner Madam Umeki Satoko, a seductive Japanese
aristocrat with more than a wee bit of a tendency to indulge in the decadent
and bizarre. Umeki Satoko's the main event here, done by excellent veteran
Keiko Matsuzaka, injecting much needed variety and range into the oft repetitive
clichés suffusing Colour Blossoms.
Meili begins to marvel at Umeki's life of debauchery and adventure, using
the apartment to enter the older woman's realm. But soon she finds herself
getting more than was ever bargained for, with several other characters penetrating
the outrageous concoction. Model and photographer Kim (played by real life
catwalker Sho), who the film leaves a near non-entity, dallies in carnal
knowledge with almost everyone on hand, seducing Meili to dangerous extremes
while partnering with mature Umeki when time allows. New talent Carl Ng's
Officer 4708, a silent beat cop who only ever mumbles one word, stalks Meili
throughout the barely lit neighborhood but soon falls prey to others' passionate
advances. And then of course we have gender-bender Harisu (also seen in Running
Blue), beautiful as a woman but too much of a man to qualify for maternity
leave, clad in eye-popping minis and doing her best to distract everybody
else. As much as one hates admitting to it, she does quite well in this regard,
and together with Teresa Cheung at long last resumes breast-baring traditions
we thought HK cinema lost to its recently-acquired puritan streak.
Trying to convey Colour Blossoms' plot is an exercise in futility seeing
as there isn't any that we could put our finger on. Sure, characters go through
the motions of being involved in a storyline, but whatever the filmmakers
want to say here gets lost not in translation but in heaps of bewildering
ingredients like an awkward time distortion routine and one particular SM
scene lasting the wasteful better part of 25 minutes. But even so, we can't
fault Color Blossoms entirely since it does keep things somewhat in perspective
and avoids taking itself too seriously. You may enjoy it for the intriguing
soundtrack or for the semi-humorous, largely hinted at fornication going
on among protagonists, including man on man, woman on woman and everything
in between.
Although not the ground breaking avant garde piece its promoters would like
us to think it, Colour Blossoms beats watching your martini evaporate for
sheer entertainment value, and can serve as a nifty party trick assuming
your friends don't mind switching their brains off for a couple of hours.
Rating: 5/10
Directed by Yonfan
Starring Teresa Cheung, Keiko Matsuzaka, Harisu,
Sho
2004, Japanese/English/Cantonese, 110 minutes
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Editor’s Note/Opinion: The DVD comes with a CD
of this soundtrack which is by far the best thing about this film that goes
so far beyond pretentious that I don’t think there is a word for it yet.
Maybe a word could be named in his honor so that if you meet someone especially
shiny, shallow and pretentious you could just say "He is so Yonfan" and everyone
would know what you meant. The pain inflicted here isn’t in the S&M scenes
but on us, the poor unsuspecting audience!