Tiger on the Beat II
Reviewed by YTSL
Those who regard the director of this in-name-only
sequel to a popular action comedy that starred Chow Yun-Fat, Conan Lee and
Nina Li Chi as “Hong Kong’s neglected master” (See Stefan Hammond’s “Hollywood
East”, 2000:86) probably will be appalled by it being so that when this under-appreciator
of Old School kung fu flicks -- someone who will readily admit to having
viewed and enjoyed more Fruit Chan and Wong Kar Wai films than that of Lau
Kar Leung -- first saw him in action in “The Thirty Million Dollar Rush”,
I thought he was Teddy Robin Kwan. To prevent a potentially dangerous
further heightening of their blood pressure, here’s suggesting that fans
of the man who also has been affectionately referred to as “The Pops” might
want to forego reading (the rest of) this less than positive write-up of
a Karl Maka executive produced work that -- with the (almost sole) exception
of the many stuntmen who appeared to be immensely willing to suffer for their
“art” and did so over the course of the filming of this offering -- this
(re)viewer really does not think reflects well on anybody involved in its
making.
For starters, TIGER ON THE BEAT 2 has one of those wafer thin action movie
plots that have given Hong Kong films an overall and collective bad rap.
In lieu of this generally mediocre offering’s story line not involving a
couple of cop comrades in arms though, in addition to the script’s usual
chief function of linking together a series of opportunities to stage a good
number of painful-looking fights and pain-inducing stunts (one of which --
more specifically, a 35 foot fall that gets shown from a couple of different
angles -- actually caused one of the work’s leads to wind up in hospital
for a few months), somewhat plausible reasons were being sought for:
A middle-aged policeman (Yick Lim -- whose rank gets variously identified
as “sergeant” and “captain” -- is portrayed by an often exasperated looking
Danny Lee) to get involved in the affairs of a boy-man referred to as Buffalo
(who is frequently over-played by the American-Chinese Conan Lee); and the
two disparate personalities to have some modicum of interest in the welfare
of a pretty annoying female character (The inappropriately named Sweet Dream
comes in the quite buxom form of Ellen Chan).
As it turned out, the first of those relations was fairly easily made by
way of having the unsophisticated plainclothes detective turn out to be Buffalo’s
uncle, who gets charged by his U.S. resident elder sister to find her bachelor
as well as sailor son -- i.e., the aforementioned Buffalo -- a good woman
to marry (or at least be interested in seriously pursuing). Even if
not particularly imaginatively, the second connection did get rather conveniently
established using the “accidents” and “coincidences” route which had TIGER
ON THE BEAT 2’s one-dimensional protagonists and de facto female lead just
happening to be in a range of places at the same time (plus involved Sweet
Dream coming to possess a murdered criminal’s ring that is needed by his
betrayers to carry out a lucrative drug deal).
Since a bunch of fortuitous “twists of fate” plus some less fortunate “chance
occurrences” also are what get relied upon to bring about further major story
developments in TIGER ON THE BEAT 2, it seems manifestly clear that little
thought was spent by scriptwriters Wong Ho Yee and Cheung Kai Yee on seeking
to do much more than connect the plot dots. For that matter, neither
did much effort appear to have been put in by them towards endowing this
work’s considerable number of subsidiary characters -- who include the more
than occasionally Keystone Cops-like police officers played by Maria Cordero,
James Wong, Norman Tsui and some much less familiar faced actors along with
the generic acting villains of the piece essayed by the likes of Roy Cheung,
Gordon Liu and Mark Houghton -- with all that much depth; so much so that
I got moved to suspecting that the probable major purpose for having so many
of them around might well have been to ensure that this offering would actually
be a movie length production.
Considering the number of able fighters and drama-capable personnel in its
cast (and at the crew’s disposal), one of the biggest missteps of all by
director Lau Kar Leung -- and those others who had the power to really make
a difference with regards to the quality and such of TIGER ON THE BEAT 2
-- may well have been to have this production primarily be a comedy (rather
than a more serious, all-out actioner). In all honesty, since I don’t
consider myself to have been in a particularly demanding mood when settling
down to view this much talent-wasting effort, I would have been prepared
to (largely) overlook TIGER ON THE BEAT 2 having the kind of inept scripting
it has -- that additionally manifested itself in the clumsy way in which
a series of heavy-handed comments about the (then impending) 1997 Handover
were clumsily inserted into the 1990 movie along with the frequent use of
the “f” word as the frustrated expression of choice for the American Buffalo
-- if there had been some bona fide powerhouse or slick action in it to enjoy.
Instead, I find myself suggesting that others spare themselves the experience
I had of getting irritated by: Seeing such implausibilities as Danny
Lee driving a fast-moving car without having any hands on its steering wheel
along with Conan Lee sometimes feeling the bloody effects of glass shards
cutting his bare feet but other times not seeming to do so; never mind finding
it impossible to ignore the large amount of typos and grammatical mistakes
that blight this workmanlike offering’s not too professionally rendered English
subtitles.
My rating for the film: 5.