Crazy Companies II
Director: Wong Jing
Year: 1988
Rating: 5.5
I was just slightly
confounded to discover that there was actually a sequel to Crazy Companies
I. That film had struck me as a rather dull and listless exercise, but upon
checking the box office numbers for 1988 I was even more shocked to see that
it ranked 10th. So what do I know? Not only that but this sequel which came
out in the same year ranked 17th at the box office. I guess I should just
be grateful that this success didn’t spawn a long array of Crazy Companies
ad nauseum and that they ended mercifully with this one because the chances
are that as long as Chingmy would have kept appearing in them, I would keep
buying them. Since these were produced by Wong Jing, it is especially surprising
that the series didn’t continue as he is the Marquis de Sade of beating a
franchise to death – Raped by an Angel anyone?
No doubt everyone recalls how the first film ends (that would be a mild
attempt at humor) – but in case it has receded from your memory like a bad
stomach virus eventually does from your entrails – Andy Lau had risen to
be head of the company with his friends Stanley Fung, Charlie Cho and Natalis
Chan assisting him and he has fallen in love with the adorably cute Chingmy
Yau. Not a bad little deal. Well the same terrific cast is back and Wong
Jing has added even a little more splash by throwing in Rosamund Kwan, Sandra
Ng and Dodo Cheng along with a number of character actors such as Shing Fui-on,
Lawrence Ng, Stuart Ong, Lau Siu Ming, Helena Law Lan, Yip Wing Cho, Wong
San, Chan Fai-hung and the veteran actor, Hui Ying-sau. Quite an astonishing
group of actors for such a tepid trifle, but Wong Jing had that sort of power.
Even though it is enjoyable stumbling across all these actors to some extent,
unfortunately they just seem to get into each other’s way and no one gets
much time except Andy and his three goofy friends. Sadly, Chingmy is used
only sporadically as is Rosamund and Dodo and that is a cinematic crime in
my book.
Since the first film ended, it appears that Andy has driven the company
to the brink of bankruptcy with a mountain of debt. From his appearance,
it looks as if Andy was spending more time coiffing his hair than in looking
after his business. When the slimy Lawrence Ng (you know he is slimy because
he dates trashy white women!) demands immediate payment for his loan, the
company is unable to fork it up and it is picked up by another company that
Ng works for. Andy and his three stooges are bounced out on the street and
into a state of unemployment. Meanwhile, poor Natalis gets married to Sandra
Ng and he is instantly adorned with a male chastity belt that blows out the
race track bugle call whenever he gets horny – which is often, but never for
Sandra. A horny Natalis is not a pleasant sight and can put one off eating
for days. He is also tattooed across his chest with a warning to his female
targets that he has a venereal
disease.
To win back their company, the foursome surreptitiously join the company
as low-level trainees but of course soon rise to the top. Part of this entails
Andy having to romance Rosamund who is the daughter of the company head and
Natalis coming on to the straight laced Dodo Cheng who is also related in
some way to a higher up. Poor Chingmy. Andy naturally runs into numerous situations
when he has both women together and has to act quickly to stop them from
learning about one another - not an easy task as Rosamund has some ESP ability
to know what a person is thinking by coming into contact with them. Think
what a downer that would be on a first date. The viewer also has the thrilling
opportunity to see Stanley Fung and Shing Fui-on in a tight lipped kiss (sorry
not shown here for fear that the Republican National Committee would write
me a nasty e-mail) and also see Shing and Lawrence placed in an unnaturally
compromising position that is nearly scary to witness (which is pictured
here because I won't bend completely to political pressures! And I think
Shing Fui-on looks kind of cute.).
For the most part this is just a collection of skits tied together with
the merest of plots, but few of them are in the least bit amusing. Have times
changed so much that people really found this funny 15 years ago? It’s interesting
to note that slight comedic films like this were produced by the bushel full
back in the late 80’s. The formula was simple - put together a good cast and
the film could easily be pre-sold to other markets in Asia that would guarantee
a profit. Now except for a few high profile films from Johnny To or Andrew
Lau, this is rarely the case and films such as Crazy Companies have become
nearly extinct.