The Black Panther Warriors
Director: Clarence Ford/Fok
Year: 1993
Rating: 6.0
Frenzied and incoherent
like a mass escape from an insane asylum, this film teeters on the edge of
anarchy before it finally slips over into the abyss of total chaos below.
Rarely has a film been subject to more scorn than this 1993 effort from director
Clarence Ford – and most of it deservedly so. Still there is a mild fascination
in watching such an undisciplined film unfold like a multi-car turnpike
pile up. That among its victims lie some of Hong Kong’s most appealing actors
– Brigitte Lin, Simon Yam, Carrie Ng and Tony Leung Ka-fai - makes the disaster
all the more perversely irresistible. Throw on top of this the deliriously
constant changing fashion flurry and the “blink and you will miss a dozen
bad guys get killed” action and you have a frothy cream pie that can be tasty
at times but often ends up splattered on your face like an embarrassing hickey.
Changing moods as often as the characters do outfits, this film seemed to
be trying to capitalize on the Savior of the Soul/Heroic Trio type of film
by mixing comedy, modern day wuxia, romance and goblets of visual style into
one unruly package. On nearly every count it fails, but there are those occasional
glorious moments of exhilaration and beauty when Ford gets it just right –
little bursts of brilliance in the dark that are reminders of why you love
Hong Kong film. The comedy in particular is labored and painful – fast moving
Marx Brother antics minus the humor and inspiration. Tony Leung and Dicky
Cheung are most guilty of this – neither ever missing an opportunity to mug
before the camera like a B vaudeville show from the depths of hell.
Some of the action is fairly inspired though as the characters whirl through
the air like hip dervishes on speed, cutting down hordes of enemies in all
sorts of imaginative ways from decapitation with sharp edged playing cards
to exploding basketballs. Most of this is done in a breathlessly quick editing
style that makes it nearly impossible to follow, but still maintains style
to kill for and a sense of the cool. Style is primarily what this film is
all about. Ford almost always brings his decadent visual ostentation to his
efforts from Naked Killer to Her Name is Cat and this clearly takes preference
over plot or character development. He loves creating a world full of startling
colors, oversized floppy hats and subversive subtext in which women are beautiful
but deadly and men often their lapdogs.
Whatever the faults in Ford’s narrative ability, no Hong Kong director can
make their female stars look as luscious and flamboyant as he does – they
sizzle as much as act in his films like a Molotov cocktail waiting for a match.
Here he brings back Carrie Ng, his lethal lesbian killer from Naked Killer,
in all her lipsticked splendor – purring one moment and garroting someone
the next. Most interesting is the appearance of Brigitte Lin slumming in
a Ford film – it would have been fascinating to see her used in a more exploitive
way – bringing out her smoldering sexuality - but Ford unfortunately
plays it safe here with this icon and has her go totally straight faced. Considering
that she played outrageous and comical roles in Boys are Easy and Eagle Shooting
Heroes in the same year, it seems that Ford missed an opportunity. Needless
to say, Brigitte still looks fabulously glamorous in the various concocted
fashions she wears and makes head wear a seemingly necessary accessory
- and her character is the most skilled killer of all - but bringing a degree
of fetishistic sexuality to her character would have been ever so intriguing
. The two other female characters, Jennifer Chan (as the other female member
of the group) and Elsie Chan (the fingerprinted victim) both look lovely
as well.
The plot is simply there to fit in the other elements that are closer to
Ford’s heart, but it revolves around Alan Tang being hired by Melvin Wong
(with Yuen Wah staying in the background) to steal a box from a police station.
To do the job he recruits Brigitte, Tony, Simon, Carrie, Jennifer and Dicky
for their particular skills – Brigitte a wuxia warrior, Tony an expert marksman,
Simon for his lethal card skills, Carrie for her seductive smile and deadly
flying chains, Jennifer for her fighting and cleaning ability and Dicky for
his computer knowledge. There are the expected twists and betrayals but it
is often overwhelmed by puerile humor such as Dicky turning into an idiot
if his pacifier comes out of his mouth or Tony somersaulting out of a room
in ecstasy whenever he hears Mandarin (ok so I sort of understood when Brigitte
spoke it!). One should also be warned that the subtitles on the dvd
are some of the worse I have come across – nearly every line is mangled like
a garbage sink disposal doing the translation. This clearly could have hurt
one’s appreciation for the comedy – but I doubt it! This is a hit and mainly
miss affair that is probably only for die hard HK film fans with a taste for
bad schlock and chic and supercilious French fashion shows.
To see a few more pictures from the film click here.