When I Fall in Love . . .With
Both
Reviewed by YTSL
Maybe it's a female thang. Whatever the
(personal) reason, although this Samson Chiu directorial effort may not have
the highest quality plot premise, this (re)viewer has to admit to being rather
intrigued when she first read about it a few months ago. As one of
its character states early on in the film: "A man with two loves is
romantic. But for a woman, she's loose. What discrimination."
Taking this to be a not unrealistic yet wry observation, the not too usual
subject of three women swithering between two loves -- who returned their
affection, irregardless of their knowing whether theirs were exclusive relationships
-- seemed suitable for providing interesting material for either a rich drama
or an entertaining comedy. This especially when coupled with the assertion
that: "This is a hard life. Women are forced to lead."
WHEN I FALL IN LOVE...WITH BOTH has the added attraction of taking place
in three different locales: Singapore (whose particular beauty is unfortunately
not captured here), Hong Kong (where Victoria Park is unusually highlighted),
and the extremely picturesque Macao. As if this was not novel enough,
there is a further twist in the movie's female protagonists -- at least one
of whom I found to be less womanly than extremely girlish (Rather ironically,
Theresa Lee's character is the only married one of the trio whose other members
are played by Fann Wong and Michelle Reis) -- meeting and sharing confidences
in an internet chatroom called the Cheating & Loving Club. Upon
learning that Derek Yee (the man behind "C'est la Vie, Mon Cheri" and "Viva
Erotica") was the film's producer, and Catherine Hun (whose name is attached
to "The Heroic Trio" as well as "Viva Erotica") its associate producer, imagine
how much more promising this project sounded like it would be.
After spending some ten minutes or so with WHEN I FALL IN LOVE...WITH BOTH's
first couple though, I found myself loudly bemoaning having made this movie
one of my rental choices of the week. While Fann Wong's Singaporean
TV reporter might have been tolerable on her own, the manic-depressive cutesiness
she displays when in the company of the awkward, quivering-lipped baker lad
essayed by Peter Ho was almost too much for me to bear (and made one wonder
how she could possibly attract two, forget one, ardent admirers). And
then there were this episode's sick-making -- for this non-romantic -- material
accoutrements: I mean, bright yellow smiley faced stickers I can stand...but
flaky Smiley, gooey Love, hard Heartbreak and soft Safe Pregnancy BUNS (too)???
Worse -- and greater disbelief -- was to come upon the entering into the
picture of Theresa Lee (Hsu Chi's only strong competitor in the immaturity
stakes?) and twin pretty boys, James and Sean Chan. For more reasons
than I can bear to discuss, their Hong Kong-based story, of someone I have
great difficulty believing has reached the age of maturity being torn between
a good-looking cop and equally pretty-faced doctor (whose psychic -- as well
as biological -- bonds recall that of Jackie Chan's "Twin Dragons" characters),
is that which I found the lamest of WHEN I FALL IN LOVE...WITH BOTH's three.
It thus was with immense relief that I witnessed the passing of the metaphorical
baton on to Michelle Reis, Alex Fong and David Wu (three individuals who
have provided proof in the past that they can act as well as look appealing).
Unfortunately, the largely Macanese bridal shop based portion of the show
that they -- and Law Kar Ying -- were given to enact was not attractive enough
to make them look good in more than physical ways here, let alone save the
entire film. Consequently, as if it's not already painfully obvious,
there is no conclusion to reach other than that: Even while WHEN I
FALL IN LOVE...WITH BOTH may not be a horribly bad offering, that whose makers
ultimately appeared to be in two minds as to what they want it to be nonetheless
served up one of the most charmless and disappointing -- as well as insubstantial
-- of Hong Kong movie viewing experiences that I've had thus far.
My rating for the film: 3.5