Sex and Zen II
Director: Cash Chin Man-kei
Year: 1997
Rating: 7.0
This follow up to
Sex and Zen is considered by most to be inferior, but I actually enjoyed
it more. Admittedly, it doesn’t have the eye popping assets of Amy Yip,
but the charms of Hsu Chi and Loletta Lee certainly make up for her absence.
What S&Z II does have besides many nubile naked females are elements
of fantasy, the supernatural and just very bizarre occurrences that I enjoyed.
Penises that explode are always a good selling point to me !
Tsui Kam-Kong is trying to live up to the standards of Mo Yau San, the character
from S&Z I, but instead of going the easy route of having a horse’s penis
transplanted on him, he goes through grueling penis exercises. He uses it
to break watermelons, write in the sand and have a tug of war with a bull.
Please, don’t try any of these at home. One would think that having three
lovely randy wives would provide more than enough exercise.
His daughter is the beautiful Loletta Lee who finally persuades him to allow
her to disguise herself as a male and go to school. His only condition is
that she wears a chastity belt that is as dangerous as a set of Ginsu knives.
One male friend unfortunately comes too close and has his penis mangled and
so they go to the Happy Taoist to see what he can do. It’s too late to save
it, but he does have a metal penis on hand that he attaches to him. This mechanical
penis has a few neat tricks such as an ability to blow smoke and cut rope
– sort of a combination penis and Swiss army knife. It comes in handy later
on.
While there, a mysterious woman arrives to have her face changed by the
Taoist. Loletta only sees her eyes. In repayment this woman promises to make
the Happy Taoist even happier by bedding him, but it turns out that she is
the Mirage Lady who is in fact an evil demon who sucks the life out of people
at the point of climax. What a way to go! This
new face turns out to be Hsu Chi and she soon turns up at Tsui Kam-Kong's
house to marry his son. Soon people start dying in a horrible manner in the
household. It is up to Loletta to stop this demon that is part man/part woman.
Their sex duel (Hsu Chi grows a penis!) in which the first person to climax
dies is a classic.
Excellent production values and beautiful women fill this trashy but seductive
film to the brim and I found it to be a fairly enjoyable tawdry romp. This
is I believe the first film from Hsu Chi and it really brought her to the
attention of the movie going public. She is just incredibly beautiful and
has no problem with displaying her charms quite openly. At the time, she did
not speak Cantonese and so is dubbed in this film.