The Golden Nightmare
Director: Lo Pan-shan
Year: 1999
Rating: 5.0
I wonder whom it
was that came up with the idea of making Annie Wu an action star? Whoever
it is should be in another business – dry cleaning perhaps. Annie Wu (First
Strike) is very cute, but I think a good wind would knock her over. Perhaps
in real life she is a master black belt and could kick Jet Li from Hong Kong
to Shanghai – but I don’t think so. One scene is laughable in which she is
surrounded by ten tribesman brandishing spears and she easily dispatches
them. Of course when Yukari Oshima does the same thing two minutes later,
I can buy it without a problem!
Cutting right to the chase, this is a pretty weak film. The ingredients were
there for a decent adventure film, but the film just limps along for most
of its running time. In the last 20-minutes things pick up, but unless you
are a big Annie Wu or Yukari fan the chances are you will have tuned out
long before.
A fellow named Osaka has learned that his
father buried some ancient Chinese treasures in the Philippines during WWII.
Initially it looks like Osaka is the hero of this film since he only wants
to bring back honor on his family’s name. Eventually though we learn that
there is very little honor to be regained – as his father was a Japanese
commander who stole the treasures from China and then killed all the people
that helped him bury it. All but two that is – who escaped and made a map
and then cut it in half. His son it soon appears is only too willing to follow
in his father's deadly footsteps.
Osaka goes to the Mainland and forcefully
tries to make one of the two men - Wang - hand over his half of the
map. Wang's granddaughter Annie (who happens to be a cop and the martial
arts instructor) comes to his aid – learns of the buried treasure - and is
soon on her way to the Philippines to recover the treasure for China. She
is aided by a fellow police officer played by Pai Ying. I can’t imagine what
Pai Ying – who during his long career fought numerous times against Angela
Mao and once against Michelle Yeoh (the final brutal fight in Royal Warriors)
must think of this new breed of female action stars. He is getting a bit creaky
to do much action himself but at a critical point he advises Annie – who
is getting whupped – “use your tai-chi fist – but do it softly” and she is
able to turn the tables!
A professor and his aide –Max Mok and Yukari – are also aiding Annie and
amazingly they also have great kung-fu skills! In the Philippines they receive
the aid of the police in the form of Michael Chow. So this is a pretty good
cast for this low budget film.
Osaka and a bunch of baddies are right behind them and they are able to use
local tribesman to track and hunt down Annie’s party in the jungles. It sounds
good, but it has all the suspense of a game of gin rummy with your grandmother.
Nothing happens for a long while until finally some action kicks in during
the last 20-minutes of the film. Everyone gets to have a one on one fight
and the one with Yukari is excellent. Yukari doesn’t look well in this film
– very pale and tired looking. I hope she is ok – but once she gets to do
some action she looks like the Yukari of old. That for me was the only highlight
of this film.