Princess Madam
 

Director: Godfrey Ho
Year: 1989
Rating: 7.5


There has been a long-going debate about whether this film is a whole film or two films cut together. The director is Godfrey Ho who is known to pull little tricks like that. Watching it again, I have to admit I am not sure. I am also not sure if it matters. It is one of the best and most intense Girls with Guns films there is. I can see that it could be two films - one dealing with Michiko Nishiwaki going up against Moon Lee and Sharon Yeung Pan-pan and the other with Moon and Sharon going against a big shot businessman. But I think it unlikely. For one thing where are those two other films? And what are the chances that they both starred Moon and Sharon. It is more a curious thing because if it was two films Ho did a terrific job of integrating them. This is filled with great action scenes, some real evil and a plot that takes a sudden dark turn that will rip your head off. Mainly of course, it has three of the best of the Girls with Guns stars - Moon Lee, Michiko Nishiwaki and Sharon Yeung - in top form. There are a couple lulls in the film regarding a comic would-be suitor chasing after Sharon that could easily have been dropped but otherwise it is a blast of a movie from start to finish.


It begins with a wealthy businessman receiving word that a former mistress is going to testify against him and he goes nuts swearing like a blue streak. Upon closer investigation, I realize he is being played by Yueh Hua, former Shaw Brothers star, a few pounds heavier and much less hair.  He wants her dead. That might not be so easy though as she is being protected by two cops, Moon and Sharon, and a bunch of others. Their first try for a kill is a classic set piece. The cops in three cars are transferring her to a safe house when a bunch of motorcyclists appear well-armed with machine guns and hand grenades. Leading them is James Ha with his oh so sweet wife played by Michiko. We were introduced earlier to them when Ha was having sex with a woman and Michiko watched until she gave him a big bite on the shoulder. Clearly, a former Girl Scout. It is a terrific action scene with Moon and Sharon fending off and killing bunches of them - shooting hand grenades in the air, with two guys on cycles crashing into a car and go over it while it is on fire. Kudos to those two guys. One of the hand grenades ends up killing Ha and Michiko in her flaming red jacket swears revenge.


The drama is brought in when we learn that Sharon's father, Kenneth Tsang, a former cop is on Yueh's payroll and that the testimony of the mistress will implicate him as well. He found Sharon as a child with no parents and took her in. Tsang is given the assignment of killing the woman his daughter is protecting. It gets intense and goes where you will not expect it to. Numerous small attacks against our two girls take place. Yueh has a bunch of Gweilo thugs under him and sends them after Moon and Sharon - one being Mark Houghton. And Michiko is at her evilest. She seduces Moon's husband and leaves him with a giant hickey. He tells her “You scare me stiff”. Stiff for sure. She keeps calling him with a psycho stare and a painting of a snarling cat behind her as she throws darts at a picture of Moon. Then it gets nasty.  But both Michiko and the husband disappear in the final third leading to the two-film possibility.  A big finale - nearly all guns - as our two girls take down men by the dozens.  It is a lovely sight.