Cheap Killers

 

If this film had been shot in a slaughterhouse, there could not have been much more blood or severed limbs. As director and producer, Clarence Ford and Wong Jing are going more for shock value here than a coherent story. Alex Fong and Sunny Chan are two hitmen and friends who like to dress in white when they are out on a business call together. Must be hell on their laundry bills. In the first contract, the target is cut in two and the top half of his torso is brought down in the elevator for no particular reason. OK - makes perfect sense I guess. Later a horse has its head removed.



Soon the two of them come across the young wife of a triad big shot (Henry Fong Ping). This is Kathy Chow and as soon as we spot her taking an outside shower in her clothes and everything goes slo-mo and the chorus swells up - we know she is trouble with a capital T. A femme fatale if ever there was one. The Postman Always Rings Twice. Though in this case he doesn’t have to. She later has another wet sari scene when she is washing the clothes when she is in sitting down - poor Sunny - he didn't know what hit him but it was soft and wet. After Sunny and Kathy fall into bed together - he asks “you don’t even know my name do you?” The trouble is just starting for these two hitmen. Rule Number One - don't sleep with the Boss's wife. Probably good advice in any job bit especially if he is a triad psycho.



I like Kathy Chow and her Gene Tierney upper bite - she was great in Nude Fear and good in Eastern Hollywood, but she has trouble with what should have been a complex role. She struggles hard to create a totally one dimensional evil seductress. She should have watched Barbara Stanwyck in Double Indemnity or The Strange Love of Martha Ivers to understand how to play femme fatale as it should be. It is more than smoking cigars and smiling wickedly. Stephen Fung is Alex's neighbor who used to be good to Alex's son.  He decides to become a cop. An honest one. With two killer "Uncles". He also takes up with Lillian Ho who turns out to be the younger sister of Kathy. Small world. The triad boss tells Kathy I want you both. "After I train her up". This film is full of brutal violence and action, but I didn’t think the action scenes were particularly well done. The only thing that saves this film is an excellent straight forward performance from Alex Fong who comes across as an honorable loyal guy (who just happens to kill for money!). He keeps the film focused and his fate is what kept me interested. If severed fingers, torsos, arms or upper bites are your thing though give this film a go.