Dream of a Warrior
       
                

Director: Park Hee-joon
Year: 2001
Rating: 3.0

Country: Korea

I watched this about twenty-years ago when it first came out on DVD and I didn't remember much other than it made no sense to me. But I figured that now that I am older, wiser, more mature, less judgmental and yes not as thin, my opinion might be different. Yup. As clear as mud. I could better explain how children are procreated than this film and I know nothing about that subject except how it gets started and I expect some old girlfriends would disagree. But it just isn't me. I checked a few other reviews and everybody basically said this is one of the worst films ever. A misbegotten travesty of a film. It is a Korean film but they somehow managed to acquire the services of Hong Kong star Leon Lai. The only actor who has fewer expressions than Keanu Reeves. Keanu has two, Leon has one and it really isn't an expression at all - just him keeping his eyes open and his mouth shut. The odd thing is that over the years they have both grown on me and I watch their films. Proof that man can used to anything - even a skin rash. Here of course Leon is dubbed (I assume) into Korean, so that was probably a plus.



This is hilariously bad. It is as if Robert Howard, the author of the Conan books, produced a TV pilot in the early 1960s with cheap cardboard sets, special effects stolen from Dr. Who and a bizarre plot on some planet with a huge orange moon and warriors fighting with swords and magic. Which actually sounds ok - if it made any frigging sense. It seems to begin sort of in the present and sort of on earth - and the cop cars are chasing some terrorists on motorcycles. Leon is one of the cops along with his buddy. They corner them in a steel cargo storage area and kill most of the terrorists but then one of them pulls out a bazooka from her back pocket and takes out a few police cars and a helicopter and is about to kill Leon when his friend shoots her though the head. Now this really has nothing to do with the plot but then it sort of does. 



Now is when it gets weird. A scientist has invented a device that allows us to go into the past or future and meet yourself in a past or future life. Who would really want to do that? Someone who looks just like you. The scientist tried it with his beautiful daughter (Park Eun-hye) but she got lost somehow. And Leon is asked to go find her because their past lives have a connection. But before that let's spend the next hour of the film checking out this past life - that mysteriously is on another planet. The planet of Dilmoon which is on the verge of war with Paxtos. Here Leon is a warrior third class - a Lorin and is in love with daughter of the ruler who is played by Eun-hye but he is too low class as everyone in the film constantly tells him. The Senate decides to attack Paxtos first - with seven soldiers against tons of well-trained killers. Maybe not a great idea.



Among the seven are Leon, his buddy from earth and the female terrorist who the buddy falls in love with not knowing that he kills her in the future. She is played by Lee Na-young, the wonderful, adorable nerd in Please Teach Me English. It is all so cheap. The fight between the two forces takes place in a warehouse with a few walls put up to turn it into a labyrinth. When some of them are about to be killed, they have flashbacks to when they were happier - about two minutes before. Then the first Leon is sent to find her - you have six hours before you will disintegrate into a thousand pieces - I look at the time left in the film. Six minutes. So, the big save gets a lousy six minutes? I need a flashback to before I watched this film.  I was so much happier then. I will give it another go in twenty years. I will be senile by then which may help.