Son of Godzilla
Director: Jun Fukada
Year: 1967
Rating: 4.0
And it
was Kawaii that Killed Godzilla. After humans tried so many different ways
to destroy Godzilla from fire to electricity to bombs to aliens to oxygen
deprivation and none of them working, all it took was a little Kawaii. This
was a dreadful idea. How can we ever think of Godzilla as an earth-shattering,
city stomping cold eyed monster again after seeing him as a caring dad. That
last image of him hugging his son and giving him warmth as they freeze is
right out of Jack London. Bring on the Kleenex.
Basically, the same crew from Ebirah are back - director Jun Fukuda, writer
Shin'ichi Sekizawa, the special effects team supervised by Eiji Tsuburaya
and the tropical island. But the targeted audience are children and they
probably got it right for that. But for adults, not so much. This isn't the
Godzilla that we feared and respected, that showed mankind for the frail
beast it is, that stomped cities into rubble and never said quit. This is
just a big lug who likes taking naps. Being of nap age myself, I understand
the lure of naps in the afternoon but Godzilla can barely stay awake or wake
up when his son is about to be eaten by a giant spider. This is not my Godzilla.
We are back on a tropical island again to save money and a group of scientists
are conducting experiments. Their task is to be able to change the weather
in tropical and arid geographies so that they become habitable to man. Into
this parachutes a reporter who takes a zillion photos - except when he sees
a young lady swimming in the sea. Later he sees her again and faster than
Morse Code they are an item. On the island also residing are three giant
Kamacuras or Preying Mantises who are actually very cool with their red bulging
bug eyes. These three unearth an egg and crack it open and out rolls a baby
Godzilla. Named Manilla later known as Vanilla Manilla. How did it get there?
Where is mom? Questions that go unanswered.
But dad shows up - fights off the Kamacuras and then he takes a nap. Manilla
makes friends with the lady Saeko and plays hop scotch with his father's
moving tail. Dad tries to teach him how to roar fire. It is all so kawaii.
And horrible. Manilla's costume looks like they found it at a rummage sale.
It really isn't until Kumonga, the giant spider shows up that this gets fun.
He is nasty and hungry. And Manilla looks like a good snack. Toho seems lost
as where to go with their franchise - how many cities can you crush before
it is old hat - the answer is it never gets old. Make Godzilla, Godzilla
again. A pissed off giant radioactive beast that lives only to teach mankind
a lesson in humility.