King Kong vs. Godzilla
Director: Ishirô Honda
Year: 1963
Rating: 5.5
This is Godzilla's comeback film. If you
recall the last time we sighted him was in the 1955 Godzilla Raids Again
where at the end of the film he was encased in an iceberg. That kept him
trapped all this time as did the mediocre box-office results of the film.
But Toho did not sit around waiting for Godzilla to break out but produced
Rodan, Mothra and Varan in the Kaiju genre. Now though they were ready to
rumble with the Big Boy once again and whom better to face than the former
champion from way way back, King Kong. Two greats matching up. King Kong
you might wonder? What the hell is King Kong doing in Japan - on a junket
tour? Weirdly enough the genesis of this idea came from none other than Willis
O'Brien who had been the special effects man behind the original King Kong
and then later Mighty Joe Young. He had been going around to the studios
with a script in which King Kong fights another giant beast - not Godzilla
but something more American. Well, Universal liked the idea and bought the
script from Willis and then immediately kicked him off the project and went
to Toho and said how about King Kong vs Godzilla and thus this film. Universal
had the North American rights and took the finished product and added and
subtracted scenes as they tended to do in those days.
It struck me that Toho upped the silly
content considerably from the earlier films. Goofy at times. Watching two
guys in suits wrestle each other for 15 minutes is hard to take seriously.
Give me Godzilla or King Kong walking through cities causing mass destruction
and panic or picking up a subway full of people and I am all in but the fights
between the monsters makes me feel foolish to be watching it. It didn't help
that it looks like they budgeted about $50 for King Kong's moth eaten suit
from a second hand shop. Which is odd because it was watching King Kong as
a child that inspired special effects wizard Eiji Tsuburaya to go into this
field. King Kong has one expression and it is hard to tell if he is laughing
or screaming. Maybe he didn't want to overshadow Godzilla. Some including
director Ishirô Honda saw this as America vs Japan and that was the
sense I had while watching it.
It begins with a few things going on. An
American nuclear sub is investigating an iceberg that is radiating. A bad
idea it turns out. Back in Japan a pharmaceutical company's ad men decide
that they need a monster too in order to promote their pills. Evil even back
then. They have heard rumors that there may be one on an island near the
Solomon Islands and two men are sent to look it over. They find it and a
tribe of natives who look a lot like Japanese in black-face who worship it
and chant a piece of music that seems inspired by Carmina Burana. The two
Japanese buy their loyalty with a transistor radio and cigarettes.
A giant octopus (a real one by the way
which ended up as dinner later that night) comes ashore looking for snacks
and King Kong fights it off and then drinks a few gallons of "juice" to celebrate.
Not a real good drinker - one of those that just falls asleep - and they
brilliantly decide to take King Kong back to Japan on a raft. Let's see -
why don't we take a giant monster back to the country that has been ravaged
by Godzilla and Rodan so that we can promote our product. And no one says
that is a really bad idea - they only run into trouble with customs - you
have to declare it and pay taxes on it. I sort of hope that was an in-joke.
I think a lot of the film is taking pokes at Japan.
Eventually of course King Kong breaks loose
and Godzilla comes to Japan like a homing pigeon. And they take a dislike
to one another. I don't know why. They should be allies. Mie Hama - from
You Only Live Twice - does the Fay Wray role here - she gets picked up by
King Kong and he climbs a building with her best screaming - not that the
Japanese had anything like the Empire State Bld back then - a small building
and clutches a toy doll - I mean Mie. Later it probably made being with the
hairy Sean Connery more palatable. Don't worry about King Kong - he
shows up in four years in King Kong Escapes but I am a few movies from there.
And then the 2021 Godzilla vs Kong which is way way off for me. This
had a bit too much foolishness for my taste but it is still Godzilla.