Eyecatch Junction
Year: 1991
Director: Takeshi
Miike
Rating: 4.5
This is the
first Takashi Miike film released (though his second one made). For most
of the running time you find yourself asking dubiously "this is a Miike film?".
Though it has a few moments of the Miike touch that he is famous for - weird
and perverse - it is mainly just slapstick silliness. Goofy as a new born
hamster as it wanders around looking for a plot. But to give him credit,
some of it was mildly amusing. Of course, Miike does have a some yin and
yang going on in his filmmaking - though his extreme films are his most famous
he has made a few films that are almost kid friendly - Zebraman, The Great
Yokai War, Andromedia, The Happiness of the Katakuris and Ninja Kids. This
one is close to that except for a S&M scene, some nudity and few brutal
murders. But other than that! The kids will love it!
The film follows the antics of four not
very bright police women. In the opening scene the two partners Atsuko and
Makoto break up a fight and beat the crap out of one of them - then realize
he is the cop Kawamura making an arrest and they both run like hell. This
film has a lot of nose-bleeding - a mainly Asian comic trait when men see
sexy women. Here two female cops are in leotards participating in the Shinai
Sobu Fitness Club and every man on the force is peeking and bleeding. That
sort of humor. Perhaps funnier is when the Captain takes a Polaroid crotch
shot of a dead women and shows it around. Or when a man with a prostitute
tells her that he bets her milk tastes better than his mother's. Or maybe
not. Depends on your sense of humor.
The female boss of our two nitwit partners
tells them that they should form a secret police group to fight crime because
the men will give them no chance. Their first case is underwear being stolen
when hung outside (this is easily stopped by putting a photo of her along
with it) - nothing to get excited about but this ends up leading to murder
and a prostitution organization that they want to bring down - with leotards
and hoola-hoops. This is up on YouTube and all that I have described is on
it. Once again Miike seems to have avoided the censor. Not a good film but
we all have to start somewhere. It was straight to video.