Attack of the Robots

             

Director: Jess Franco
Year: 1966
Country: France
Rating: 7.0
Aka - Cartes Sur Table

Dubbed in English (though pretty sure that is Constantine)

Though this is often tossed into the James Bond bucket, it is actually closer to say it is a Lemmie Caution film. Lemmie Caution was an FBI agent in a series of novels that Peter Cheyney wrote beginning in the 1930s. American actor Eddie Constantine practically made a career out of playing Caution in French films beginning in the 1953 film Poison Ivy.  The year previous to this, he had played Caution in the Jean-Luc Godard film, Alphaville.  At the same time, Jess Franco had signed a deal to direct two films - one was The Diabolical Dr. Z and this was the other. It seems this company did not want to pay for the rights for Lemmie Caution or perhaps they were not available - but they hired Constantine and told Franco to make him an Interpol agent. In other words, Lemmie Caution. His boss at one point when asked where Al Pereira (Constantine) is, he replies between a blonde and a bottle of Scotch. That is Lemmie and Constantine makes no effort to make this character any different - not that he ever showed much acting range. With Constantine, you knew what you had.



This was still fairly early in Franco's career and for the most part it is quite conventional - echoes of the Krimi films - and well before he moved into the exploitation stage in his career. In other words, this is PG. And quite coherent and well shot with a good script that is quite fun. Assassins are killing VIPs in broad daylight all over the world. Simply stepping up to them no matter the circumstances and shooting them. They all are wearing thick-horn-rimmed glasses and have a dark pallor. When one is killed by the police, he turns white. The dead killer also has a rare blood type and their supercomputer spits out in minutes that a number of people with this blood type have gone missing.



Interpol wants an agent with this blood type to go on a mission to track them down. The only one available is Pereira, but he has just retired - to a casino where he is actually surrounded by a brunette - in Macao, I think. He is kidnapped by the Chinese, taken to an ornate opium den and asked to join them and go to Alicante, Spain where they think this criminal organization is headquartered. He goes but not for them - for Interpol. He quickly runs into the lovely Sophie Hardy who does the floor show as well as has a room next to his. With a see-through mirror. In one very nice bedroom farce scene - both the Chinese and the killers enter his room to kill him and end up fighting each other and then Pereira has to hide the bodies.



This organization has turned people with the blood type into robotic killers and they are after Caution - I mean Periera. Fernando Rey is the head and his number two is Françoise Brio. Enjoyable film that fits in well with the Euro Spy films at the time. Maybe the best Caution film in fact. But it isn't Caution. The scriptwriter is Jean-Claude Carrière, who had also written the script for The Diabolical Dr. Z, but he went on to write scripts for some very well-known films - The Obscure Object of Desire, The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, The Return of Martin Guerre and The Tin Drum among many others.