The Three Must-Get-Theres
    
       

Director: Max Linder
Year: 1922
Country: France
Rating: 7.0
A very amusing silent parody of The Three Musketeers from Max Linder. No doubt with the Douglas Fairbanks version in mind. I think this is my first experience with Linder; I hope not my last. There are some very clever gags and visual jokes in this and a sense of the absurd. Linder was French which is why he may not be as well-known as his good friend Charlie Chaplin. Linder came first though and Chaplin always said that Linder was his mentor. Born in 1883 Linder was first a serious dramatic actor in the theater but then film came along and he found out that he could be funny. Pathe signed him up and beginning in 1905 he made over a 100 shorts of his character Max. Max was a dandified top hat female chasing fool who is constantly in trouble.

 

Max is considered the first movie comedian character in various films. He was enormously popular and this being the silent period, he was easily digested all over the world. Linder was on the top of his game when WWI came to France and he enlisted and was injured a few times and saw such horrors, that he remained depressed for the rest of his life. It effected his films and his popularity began to decline. In an attempt to shake things up, he moved to Hollywood to make films but they too were not successful. He dropped the Max character and made this film. It didn't do that well either and he went back to France. In 1924, he and his wife killed themselves. So much for the cheery background.

 

I believe that this version on YouTube is missing a fair amount of the film, but hard to tell what as it covers much of the Three Musketeer tale that we are so familiar with. It begins with the father trying to get Dart-in-Again to leave and join the Musketeers, but he is busy dolling himself up and putting on his best Chevalier (who worked with Linder at one point) straw hat that his horse later eats. He has trouble getting on his horse who has fallen in love with the cow and doesn't want to go. He makes it to Paris and goes to see the head of the Musketeers who turns out to be a midget who keeps falling off his chair. Then the duels with Walrus, Octopus and Porpoise. I am not sure if Linder used stunt doubles but if not he makes an incredible jump off a parapet to the ground below with no edits - ala Yuen Biao in Millionaire's Express.



Queen Anne has given her bracelet to Lord Poussy Bunkumin and Cardinal Richie-Loo sees it and sets a trap for the Queen. Dart-in-Again puts sails on his horse and sets off across the Channel for England. A few modern touches are added - Queen Anne has a brass band entertaining her and uses a typewriter to send a message to her lover, a telephone is used to notify the guards that the Musketeers are coming and so forth. It is constantly slyly amusing and I will have to see what other Linder fare is on YouTube.