Director: Jose Maria Forque
Year: 1966
Country: Spanish
Rating: 3.0
Aka - Balearic
Caper
Aka - Operation Gold
On YouTube in Italian with English subtitles
During the Bond craze in the 1960s when
Europe was pumping out spy films like a mother hen, the next best thing to
hiring Sean Connery's brother (Operation Kid Brother) was getting actors
who had appeared in Bond films. This movie has two of them and except for
a brief moment or two, it didn't really help. This is pretty dreadful. A
supposed madcap heist film that produces not even a giggle. Was it funnier
back then I wonder? It is an ordeal now to get through like Bond tied to
the table in Goldfinger. And my viewing set up didn't allow me to fast forward
so I saw it all and am not a better man for it. This was actually a Spanish
production as they got into the Euro-Spy game along with Italy, Germany and
the other day I came across one from Greece. Sixty years later most of these
are not very good but also wonderful time capsules that are fun to watch.
Not this one so much though the island of Ibiza looked fabulous.
In the opening scene a scuba diver discovers
a valuable scepter encrusted with jewels. As soon as he gets to shore, he
is murdered by a man with a rifle. The killer picks up the package and is
soon killed by a dart shooter in a wooden crate. Yes, you read that right.
A crate with slits is a killing machine. But before that person can pick
it up a bus of school girls shows up. The scepter is taken to Ibiza where
the head of security advises the officials that the safest place to keep
it is in the museum. The head is played Harold Sakata but without his deadly
Sandringham headgear. Bond person number one. As soon as the news gets into
the paper a few interested parties come to Ibiza to steal the scepter. Unlike
most heist films, the security around it is nothing complicated - two sleepy
guards. Polly (Mireille Darc), a winsome blonde, walks into the museum and
going down a tunnel is able to break into the cupboard of the house next
door. It isn't exactly Narnia though, but a family of loads of kids and a
father. This gives her ideas though how to steal it.
Also showing up is a couple with an inventive
male who is able to walk up buildings and use a laser to break into places.
His female partner does little but looks lovely (Marilù Tolo). Organized
crime is also interested as well as the Secret Service. One person though
only wants to buy it. The filthy rich Mercedes who shows up in a yacht. She
is played by close to my favorite Bond Girl, Daniela Bianchi, and in truth
her few scenes in a bikini are the only reason to watch this. After From
Russia with Love she appeared in a few Euro-Spy films. Throw in a few fake
scepters, parties trying to rob the real one in the same night and a crate
that keeps killing people and you have a . . . pretty bad movie.
My usual complaint with spy parodies - I hate them. But I think Bianchi
is fab - she is like a purring cat.