Dames Don't Care
    
 

Director: Bernard Borderie
Year: 1954
Country: France
Rating: 6.0

Aka - Les femmes s'en balancent

Aka - Dames Get Along

Aka - The Women Couldn't Care Less

FBI agent Lemmy Caution is back in Europe to track down some counterfeiters of US dollars. This is the fourth in the series of nine if you include Alphaville. Tough as ever, he enjoys some roughhousing almost as much as his drinks and women. Maybe more. He is played of course by Eddie Constantine (all but the first film, Full House) who came to France by way of Los Angeles and was picked by producer/director Bernard Borderie because "He looked like a gangster". Constantine became a star in France - they had a way of adopting certain American actors - and went on to many roles but it is as Lemmy Caution that he is best remembered - that and being the lover of Edith Piaf. On YouTube there is a collection of his singing in French - some with Piaf. Not bad at all.



He introduces himself by showing up drunk at a nightclub and being an ugly American. All for show as he is making contact with another FBI agent - who ends up dead in the freezer before the night is over. Pretending he is an ugly American comes easy and the French assume that of us anyways. His suspicions fall on Henetta (Nadia Gray) who tried passing a few thousand dollar bills. She says her husband gave them to her. But that is hard to prove since he is dead, taking a car off a bridge can do that. Called a suicide.



 Another lead takes Lemmy to Paulette who is played by Belgian actress Dominique Wilms who is like the swivel stick in a fashionable cocktail. When Lemmy first sees her from behind, his tongue does a somersault. It turns into a complicated case with both women under suspicion for murder and for illegal curves. But he bulldozes his way through the case beating up people every few minutes. He has an uppercut that you can see coming from Milwaukee. Like a softball pitch. Shot in black and white and 109-minutes.