The Three Musketeers: D'Artagnan
    
 

Director: Martin Bourboulon
Year: 2023
Country: France
Rating: 8.0

What a pleasant surprise this was. A few weeks ago, I had read about this film and wanted to see it badly - I am a big fan of the Musketeers - but was unable to find it on the Internet. But lo and behold it showed up in Bangkok this week in a few theaters. That is more amazing than it might sound because 99% of the films shown here are American or Thai. I can't think of the last French film. On occasion, there is something from Korea or Hong Kong but always dubbed in Thai and there is a splattering of Japanese anime or teenage romances. But the Musketeers who I would guess are unknown to nearly every Thai is a small miracle. Maybe that is my superpower - wishing films to come here.



And it was great. Perhaps the best Musketeer film ever with only Mickey, Donald and Goofy: The Three Musketeers coming close. It is intense from the first scene to the last with only a few quick timeouts for flirting between d'Artagnan and Constance, the Queen's maid and messenger. The action is ferocious and chaotic, a swirl of movement, a clashing of swords, musket fire and death. And it feels fairly authentic. The sets are perfect, the crowd scenes are done well and nearly everything outside of the Palace is grubby and filthy including the Musketeers. They all look desperately in need of a bath and their clothes a good wash. And they speak French! It makes a difference hearing the Musketeers in their native language. What takes some getting used to is the lighting. I would guess that it is nearly all natural with candles and dabs of light through the windows making all the indoor scenes dim and murky. And whether planned or not, the outdoor scenes are not much better with the weather always overcast and a mist in the air. I can't recall if the sun ever came out.



This is the first of two-parts ending with the kidnapping of Constance and the King's declaration of war against the Protestants. As no doubt you know the Musketeers of Dumas go on to many further adventures after the one which we are familiar with and which nearly all the films are based on. I wish there were many more parts to cover their lives - a French Star Wars. Part II is expected to come out in December this year - it will be another miracle if it comes as there were only four other people in the audience.



This begins at the beginning that we have seen many times. D'Artagnan from Gascon is riding to Paris to join the King's Musketeers with the recommendation of his father. He immediately runs into trouble as he witnesses men attacking a carriage with a beautiful woman inside. Being a gentleman and from Gascon he jumps into the fracas to help her and has beaten most of them away when he opens the carriage door to tell her she is safe and she shoots him in the heart. And he is buried. But his bible was over his heart and he digs his way out. Not knowing that this is the beginning of a conspiracy to overthrow the King, disgrace the Queen and start a war between the Catholics and Protestants in France.



The film then treads familiar ground with d'Artagnan (François Civil) having to duel the Three Musketeers - Athos (Vincent Cassell), Porthos (Pio Marmai) and Aramis (Roman Duris) when the Cardinal Guards show up to arrest them. But the fight that follows is vicious and bloody - way beyond other films of the same incident. With a few additions and subtractions, it covers much the same ground - here though Athos is framed for murder with the old dead body in your bed trick and sentenced to be executed - with the evil Milady (Eva Green) conspiring with Cardinal Richelieu, the Queen and the pearls, Constance as the Queen's confidant in danger. Not yet revealed is who Milady is and her past connection to Athos. Coming in Part II I expect. This is an old-fashioned, rip-roaring adventure with some great camera movement in the fights, stunning décor, lavish costumes but no obvious CGI of note. It was made for about $40 million which was the highest costing film in France for the year.