S.O.S. Operation Bikini
   
 

Director: Rene Cardona Jr
Year: 1967
Country: Mexico
Rating: 5.0

This was the first of the two Alex Dinamo spy films from René Cardona Jr. His father was René Cardona who was also a director of pulpy trash films - in fact his son was a piker in comparison - he directed 99 films while dad directed 147 films! Both of them directed Santo films and other similar films so trying to keep them straight in your mind as to who directed what film is beyond me, But this one is from Jr. The family was a film industry. This seems to have a much smaller budget than the follow up, Peligro Mujeres en Action, and the film saves all the good stuff for the final 20 minutes. It begins with Dinamo (Julio Alemán) beating up two guys on a banana boat. With bananas. Not exactly a Bond like beginning. He then flies off to Quito for a date with a fellow agent. Long ways to go for a date until you see Adriana (Sonia Furió) and then you understand. She could light up a small city and not only knows martial arts but the heel in her shoe is a gun in case a date goes badly. Dinamo just wants some special time with her and who can blame him. But bad luck. SOS, the global criminal enterprise and no doubt rival to SMERSH has decided to have their convention at the same hotel. Plan their domination of the world at night and get in some pool time during the day. Perfect.



For the first hour not much happens - Dinamo has no clue that all those pretty girls he is flirting with are not only models but also agents of SOS. All in bikinis of course around the pool. Their top agents from all over the world have gathered for a meeting on next acts of terrorism - because as their leader Madame Bristol (Sonia Infante) says - terrorism is their most profitable business - right above modeling bikinis. Eventually, Dinamo figures out who they are - there trying to kill him multiple times is a clue - and the film finally gets off its ass and gives us a good 20 minutes as he chases them with a speedboat, Adriana is held prisoner, planes are dropping bombs, he is shooting grenades, helicopters are in the air, babes in bikinis are trying to kill him, nobody can shoot worth a damn and I hope he finally gets that special time with Adriana.