Your Turn, Darling
                  
    
Director:  Bernard Borderie
Year:  1963
Rating: 5.0

Country: France

Lemmy Caution is back again. With a cigarette in his mouth, a drink in his hand, a large grin splashed across his face and a dame on his mind. He is as always played by the rock-hard-face of Eddie Constantine who found a home in Europe in the 1950's and 60's playing an assortment of spies, cops, rogues and rascals. But it was a series of Lemmy Caution films that made him a celebrity - that and his affair with Edith Piaf. The Little Sparrow. The French in particular took a liking to the big-fisted American who seemed to inhale life. There is nothing very elegant about these films - full of fisticuffs, alluring women, silly plots and smart-aleck remarks by Caution for every occasion.




When a female FBI agent is killed and a scientist kidnapped in France, the Bureau calls in Caution - much to his annoyance as he was on an all-night bender of clubs, cocktails and broads. As soon as he shows up at the office of the scientist he starts looking through file cabinets - "what are you looking for" asks his chief - "where he hides his booze". "You have to go to Paris to find him and your contact will be Walker" - "Johnny?' Not exactly Voltaire. On the plane he makes time with a female (Christiane Minazzoli) passenger whose legs seem to stretch all the way down the aisle. He uses lines so old they had dust on them but she agrees to meet him. And then she sets some men on his head. Just another crack in his skull for Caution. He has had plenty and will have plenty more. For Lemmy this is a good sign. Someone is worried and he just has to find out who.





The crooks are a bunch of left overs from bad films - besides Christiane there is another femme fatale in the lovely shape of Elga Andersen and the laughing ass Philippe Lemaire. The two women both want the affections of Philippe and have a nice cat fight over him. We get another cat fight later when the scientist's fiancée (the pixieish Gaia Germani) and Elga have a tussle on the ground. I like these Lemmy Caution films but at times I wonder why. They are pretty amateurish and seem to be getting more idiotic as the series goes along. This one feels dumber than a vaccine denier. Part of it though may be that it is dubbed into English and though the voices are ok some of things said make so little sense that I wonder if the voice actors were making it up as they went along. It all ends up in a dairy for a big fist and milk fight. I would love to get a set of the Lemmy films in French with subs and crystal clear quality -  all that I know of that is available and what I have are these fairly wretched copies released by Sinister Cinema years ago. Except of course for Alphaville which I will attack again some rainy day.