Mission Bloody Mary (1965) - 6.0
Aka - Agente 077 missione Bloody Mary
This Euro production of this series is one of the more polished James Bond
styled films to come out of Europe in the 1960's. It plods along a bit and
the dubbing into English does it no favors but it has a good budget, is nicely
shot with clean visuals, has a plot that isn't as scattershot as some I have
seen, has that travelogue aspect that I enjoy as it goes from Paris to Spain
and on to Italy, has the requisite beautiful women, lots of action scenes
and Ken Clark is more than adequate as the CIA agent. Clark was another American
who found his way over to Europe when the pickings got slim at home and he
got roles in Westerns, Peplum and spy films. He has a Lex Barker clean cut
all American look to him - looks good in a suit and out of one - but
that is definitely not him doing the vocals - or so I hope because they are
not great. He starred in three of these films as Dick Malloy Agent O77. Other
Euro films later took on the character of 077 but Malloy was the first.
The film takes its cues from Thunderball which came out in the same year
and steals a scene from From Russia with Love (the fight on the train) -
but that was par for the course back then. The Bond films changed spy films
forever. A navigator is killed and his place is taken by a member of the
Black Lilly gang. He crashes a military jet and steals a new kind of nuclear
bomb. They are selling it to the Chinese but the Russians are in the hunt
as well. At times it feels like everyone but my grandmother is trying to
get their hands on the device. The CIA send Malloy who has a taste for busty
blondes and Nat King Cole on the stereo to track it down. He hooks up with
a fellow agent Elsa (Helga Liné, who was in her share of Euro Trash)
who is quite the lovely but initially immune to Malloy's charms. But not
for long. She can only be positively identified by two moles on her left
breast. Malloy goes in for a closer look.
The opposition are not the smartest people in the world or the best shots
- they all know who Malloy is and have a myriad of opportunities to kill
him - but neglect to do so. It is that usual tactic - keep him alive or the
movie will be over. A couple nifty tricks - he gets a message written on
a bra strap from a stripper (Maryse Guy Mitsouko - a small role in Thunderball),
there is a normal looking room that turns into a fire hazard to burn people
alive, cyanide tucked into his hair - but the film generally stays basic
- nothing really fancy or imaginative but instead relies on a lot of fisticuffs
and shoot outs. It is directed by Sergio Grieco under the name of Terence
Hathaway which he used for many of his spy films. He seems to have mainly
directed Peplum films till he took this one and switched to spy films with
the next two in the series and a bunch of others and then moved on to crime
films. He stayed with whatever was popular at the time.
From the Orient
with Fury (1965) - 6.5
Aka - Agente 077 dall'oriente con furore
Aka - Fury on the Bosphorus
As the film opens you can see minarets far in the distance pressed against
the sky and you know you are in Istanbul. And if it is in Istanbul, you know
there have to be spies and sure enough this is the second film in the Agent
077 series with Ken Clark as Dick Malloy, all American boy with a taste for
whiskey, trouble and dames willing to tumble into bed with him. Like the
first one, Mission Bloody Mary, this has terrific production values for a
Euro spy film with lots of location shooting in Istanbul, Italy and Spain,
more fights than Boxing Night at Madison Sq Garden and a foursome bevy of
beauties that just get better as the film goes along. Though it runs for
105 minutes (ten minutes longer than IMDB says) it moves quickly because
there is always something going on - action, chases and women. And the bad
guys being dumb. You want to shout out to them, just kill him - that is what
they hire you for. No, don't tie him up and turn on the gas and leave.
A scientist is kidnapped in Istanbul by thugs wanting his Disintegration
Gun. Always handy in almost any situation. It makes things disappear with
one blast. The NRA is fully behind it. Every house wife should have one.
Malloy is on vacation honing his skills by getting into a bar room brawl
with a full house - there is an even bigger one later - but he gets away
and is on the case. Or the woman. Some decent gadgets in this one - poison
dart shot from a cigarette lighter, a belt that is a camera as well as able
to send Morse code and a car with machine guns that come out of the back
(very Q like).
Better than those gadgets are though are the four women that swish through
the film in fine style. All gorgeous and sexy like they were back then -
all actresses that appear in bunches of these Euro spy or crime films. Fabienne
Dali (Bava's Kill Baby . . . Kill) is the villainess, Evi Marandi (Bava's
Planet of the Vampire) is the perhaps not so innocent daughter of the scientist,
Mikaela is the wealthy woman with an itch that needs scratching by Malloy
and finally the cherry on the top is the zoom zoom girl - Margaret Lee, looking
like Marilyn Monroe. The whole film has a good classy look to it with luxury
hotels, well adorned apartments the size of football fields and night clubs
that spell out get it while you can. These films always have to have a night
club scene. These films seem to have a couple and I like them all. Good film
hurt again by drab dubbing - it just brings them down to average which is
a shame. I don't know if the Italian versions would be any better because
then you would still get dubbing.
Special Mission
Lady Chaplin (1966) - 7.0
Aka - Missione speciale Lady Chaplin
This third and final film in the 077 series with Ken Clark has a strong connection
to the Bond films in a few ways but the main one is a Bond Girl. One of my
top five along with Ursula Andress, Honor Blackman, Jane Seymour and Shirley
Eaton (and I would like to squeeze Martine Beswick in there as well if I
could). Daniela Bianchi who was in From Russia with Love. An Italian actress
picked out of hundreds for the role who didn't even speak any English and
had to be dubbed. It didn't matter. She was soft and gorgeous. And is as
well here. Malloy (Clark) is warned by his boss that she is dangerous and
to be avoided - but he replies I know but she is a whole lot of woman.
In From Russia her role was quite passive - just look vulnerable and delectable
- here she is a bad girl. A very bad girl. Not sexually but with a machine
gun. In the opening scene she is dressed as a nun delivering bread to monks
in a monastery but is delivering death instead. A good beginning to an action
packed film and the best of the three. It has it all - gadgets and girls
and gunplay- and honestly if it had starred Connery with that humor and relaxed
cynicism that he brought, this would be better than a bunch of the later
Bond films. It feels like they took out a loan from the Treasury for this
film. Big budget and simply goes from one action scene to another.
And they are all well done - a few big ones like the shootout in a
bull ring or on the boat to small impersonal kills like Bianchi (dubbed again
in the English version) dressed as an old lady in a wheelchair making a hit
on a witness. And of course the attempts to kill Malloy - the henchman with
the hook instead of an arm tries a few times, the machine that crushes cars
another (Malloy pushes a button that shoots him out the back end). But Bianchi
is the star that steals the show with a series of ever changing pop fashionable
outfits and her methodical efficient way of killing. Her best moment is when
she is pushed out of an airplane and turns her lovely dress into a parachute
and pulls a machine gun from God knows where and starts killing people below.
A US Navy sub has sunk miles below the surface with nukes on board. The CIA
suspects that someone may have stolen them but who has the resources to do
so. Malloy targets in on a rich business man - Zoltan. With a name like that
and that he wears sunglasses inside and enjoys watching scorpions fight -
can there be any doubt. He is played by Jacques Bergerac who had the honor
of being married to Dorothy Malone and later Ginger Rogers. Directing credit
goes to Grieco again but also to Alberto De Martino, who directed an assortment
of Euro genre films - Peplum, spy, westerns and crime. Bianchi was to get
married in 1970 and quit show business.
I picked up the dvds for these three films years ago when they were released
from Dorado Films in the states - but they seem to be unavailable on Amazon
now but may be available on Prime depending where you are.