Voodoo Woman Film Review
Voodoo Woman
Director: Edward
L. Cahn
Year: 1957
Rating: 6.0
This film from
AIP is B movie heaven for me. It is as bizarre as a low budget film can be
and I loved it. Pure madness. I have to think what it would have been like
going into a theater back in 1957 and being immersed in this insanity. I
would have been thrilled. It has all sorts of derangement. A voodoo tribe
wanting a sacrifice, a mad scientist trying to create a new species of indestructible
humans, a wife imprisoned in the deep deep jungle with a huge black guard
threatening to kill her if she tried to escape, a cave with a laboratory,
a female hungry both for gold and anything in trousers, a sleazy bar with
prostitutes and the white hunter hero. All this stuffed into a 77-minute
delirious film. Right from the opening scene, this film goes over the edge
into absurdity.
This was directed by trash-o-rama Edward
L. Cahn whose other films around this period sported such titles as Creature
with the Atom Brain, The She-Creature, Zombies of Mora Tau, Invasion of the
Saucer Men, Curse of the Faceless Men and It! The Terror Beyond Space. When
B films were great and outrageous. And you could see them in a theater. Cahn
managed to bring on some solid actors for this bit of merriment. Leading
off with the great Tom Conway, brother of George Sanders and well-known for
his role a decade earlier as The Falcon in a series of films. He has always
been a favorite of mine and it is somewhat sad seeing him in a film like
this - he had also been in The She-Creature. Time catches up with all of
us. He has aged considerably since his days as the affable sophisticated
Falcon with his face looking like an old leathery baseball glove that needs
waxing.
On the other side of aging is an early appearance
of Mike Connors i.e. Mannix as the hero and acting exactly as he was to in
his TV series. The femme fatale is played by Marla English who could make
ice cubes melt in a freezer. She practically falls into any male lap in the
vicinity and then stabs them in the back - or in this case shoots them dead.
At one point in her career, it looked like it was going to take off, but
she made a few poor decisions and now was hooked into films like this and
She-Creature. This was to be her final film and she began another career
as a wife and mother to a brood of children. She is hotter than a pistol
in this and throws out sexual come-ons like a discount store making offers.
The imprisoned wife is played by Mary Ellen Kay stuck in B films her whole
career, Tarzan and the Slave Girl being perhaps the best known. But she is
quite lovely. And we should not forget the myriads of black actors having
to speak in some unknown accent and dance around with spears. Anything for
a dollar in those days.
Ok, let's get to the good stuff. It opens
with a small tribe of natives getting ready for a voodoo ritual. Among them
is a tall white man wearing a large high hat that looks to have been made
of twigs, grass and anything else the props person could find in the garbage.
Underneath it is Tom Conway doing his best to disguise himself from the audience.
He tells the chief (Martin Wilkins) to go ahead with his voodoo part on the
only female in the village, the lovely Zaranda (Jean Davis). The chief lays
her down on the table, places a voodoo doll on her and sacrifices a chicken
over her allowing the blood to drip on her. Then Conway says, my turn and
injects her with something that turns her into a monster with shaggy white
hair, claws and scales that can withstand bullets and fire which he happily
provides. He is completely bonkers and has set up shop in a small house not
far away with a lovely blonde wife who is going crazy and wants to escape.
His experiment goes well but poor Zaranda does not have the killing instinct
that he wants and every time he orders her telepathically to kill, the monster
reverts to human form. Oh, where can he find a better subject?
Meanwhile, in the neighboring area a bunch
of lowlife scallywags are drinking to oblivion in Marcel's bar. He has his
girl Yvette (Giselle D'Arc) entertain the drunks as she sings Black Voodoo
and lifts their wallets. Among the customers is the sexual buzzsaw Marilyn
(Marla English) who has sniffed gold out there in the jungles and wants it
badly. Badly enough to kill one guy and sexually hypnotize another to go
with her to find it. Among the voodoo tribes. Along comes the handsome guide
Mannix to lead them, but as much as she tries to get into his pants, he tells
her I never mix business with pleasure. That is until he meets the wife.
When Conway meets her, he knows he has the
subject for his experiments. She would make the perfect killing machine.
And the tribe needs a few white people to sacrifice. How convenient that
you folks came along. Did they let children see this in 1957? Prostitutes,
voodoo rituals, madness, sadism. torture, human sacrifice, misogyny, genetic
experimentation. I loved that Conway's plan was to take his monster back
to America and tour college campuses to show his genius. We all need recognition.