The Old Guard 2 Film Review
The Old Guard 2
Director: Victoria Mahoney
Year: 2025
Rating: 5.5
Back when this was released on Netflix it got
scorched like an oil well on fire. Enough so, that it put me off from watching
it even though I had enjoyed the first one. But I let adequate time pass
to allow me to watch it without prejudice. It took five years to bring the
sequel to streaming, but amazingly all the same actors return. The first
one had ended on a cliffhanger of sorts that demanded a sequel, but then
so does this one. Hopefully, not in five years. And perhaps never. The actors
are not getting younger. And neither am I. No, it isn't as good as the first
one, but what sequels are (ok, a few). The whole Immortal thing felt cool
and fresh that first time even if it was a riff off of Highlander. This one
doesn't have that same sense of discovery and surprise and it plays out much
more like any action film. Immortality is essential to the plot, but at the
same time it isn't.
If you recall (and honestly I hadn't remembered
much of anything), Andy (Charlize Theron) had lost her immortality, Booker
(Matthias Schoenaerts) had betrayed the Immortals and been exiled, the newly
discovered Immortal (Kiki Layne) had joined the group and Andy's lover Quynh
(Ngô Thanh Vân) who had been put in an iron casket and dumped
into the ocean 500 years previously has been recovered and she is alive though
very pissed. 500 years at the bottom of the ocean can do that.
And it picks up from there. With too much
plot and time given to interrelationships and not enough good action as another
Immortal (the great Uma Thurman) has plans to destroy them and other nefarious
designs. And the still pissed off Quynh has joined her. No happy reunion
between old lovers. So yes, it is a little flabby and pedestrian but it was
fine for what it is. Streaming time killer. And having Veronica Ngo in a
couple action scenes and Uma too is a bonus for me.