Bikini Beach
                                                                               

Director: William Asher
Year: 1964
Rating: 5.0

Surfs Up in this third film in the AIP Beach Party films. The boys and girls are back for more frolicking in and out of the waves. These films only had two ways to go from the previous two efforts - give it more of a serious plot or just go for the silly. They go for the silly by adding an ape, a wolfman, a pool hall with pictures of Hitler and Mussolini on the wall and introducing another fad at the time - drag racing. I found myself a little bored this third time around, but I could see how an eleven year old back in 1964 would have thought this was a riot. But I don't recall seeing it back then. Would the sight of a woman's bottom in a bikini walking down the beach have done much for me? I would probably be wondering why all the men in the film were falling down. My hormones didn't kick in for a few years though I do recall that Ursula Andress coming out of the water in Dr. No did give them a nudge.

 

One of the themes that runs through the series is home and hearth versus freedom. Annette being a good Italian girl wants to get married to Frankie, have a home and a few children. He on the other hand loves his life of no responsibility, no job and hanging out with friends and riding the tall ones. So far this argument has not been settled. Annette in real life got married in the following year - not to Frankie - and that must have broken a few hearts. Frankie was actually already married and on his way to having eight children. Avalon actually impresses in the film - his voice sounds great in a couple songs and he does a nice bit taking on a second role with a British accent.

 

The kids just want to have fun - a number of the actors go from film to film as the same characters - Jody McCrea (son of you know who), Candy Johnson, the dancer with oomph, John Ashley, Don Rickles is back from the previous film and Harvey Lembeck the head of the Rats is back from the first film. Musical acts are Donna Loren again singing one song and two surf groups - The Pyramids and The Exciters. Then at the very end Little Stevie Wonder shows up for a song.




It has one of those adult's don't approve of the kids and try to stop them - in the form of Keenan Wynn who accuses the group of only thinking about sex to which they heartily agree. Martha Hyer tries to convert him. He has an ape named Clyde (the inspiration for Clint Eastwood?) who drives his car. An English pop star shows up - named Potato Bug - who sings a very lame Beatlesque song - also played by Avelon. A lot of idiocy follows ending with a Mad Mad Mad World car chase and a frenetic bust up between the surfers and the Rats in a bar. And Boris Karloff shows up for a cameo. All in good fun.