Muscle Beach Party
                                                                              

Director: William Asher
Year: 1964
Rating: 5.0

On to the second of the AIP Beach films. The first one  titled simply Beach Party had tickled the fancy of enough teenagers with the music, girls and surfing to begin a fad. For most teenagers in America these were complete fantasies - no one was surfing, singing or getting laid - but it was nice to think it was within reach. AIP was to produce seven of these plus a few similar styled films that left the beach, but other studios soon jumped into the fray. They were cheap to make and at least for a few years had an audience.

 

Obviously, watching these sixty years later and well past the age that they were meant for, it is hard to see them through the eyes of a horny teenager in the early 1960s. And this film comes across as corny, idiotic and regressive, but there are still small pleasures to be had. Frankie and Annette are iconic and cute. They basically play the same characters through the series and sing some ok songs. Frankie Avalon was a pop star at the time and Annette released a number of albums during this period.



There is also the King of Surf music, Dick Dale and the Del-Tones. Like the first film though for some reason, they never let him go with his electric guitar. Were they worried it would get the kids too excited?  Donna Loren who I am sure no one remembers but I had her album at some point in my life sings one song. But the big song comes from Little Stevie Wonder at 13 years. He is fucking great. Blows Frankie away.
 



Another pleasure to me is the cast. These beach movies included stars from yesteryear. No idea why. The kids probably had no idea who they were. In the last film it was Vincent Price popping in and this time it is Peter Lorre who also announces that he will be in the next film. He didn't make it sadly. Passed away before shooting began. The other thread comes in the form of the beautiful Luciana Paluzzi, a year before Thunderball. Here she plays a widowed Countess with flowing money and over heated hormones. She is a man eater and wants Rock. Her manager is Buddy Hackett. Later she hears Frankie sing and steals him away from Annette! The bastard! But she takes him back because that is how it was in 1964. Morey Amsterdam is here as well and Candy Johnson is the manic dancer, known in her career as Miss Perpetual Motion.