Tornado
                                                            

Director: John Maclean
Year: 2025
Rating: 6.0

I admit to coming to this film with expectations that did not pan out. That left me feeling a tad disappointed. A blurb I read made me think this was going to be a Lady Snowblood type film set in the West. A young Japanese girl in Scotland revenges her father with a samurai sword. Well, yes eventually but it takes a very long time to get there and much of the film is instead panoramic scenes of the wind-swept vistas of the Scottish Lowlands. It is beautifully shot by Robbie Ryan making it look desolate and gloomy. Forbidding. The setting as the film announces at the beginning is 1790 in the British Isles. But little of the film feels very authentic to that. John Maclean appears to be attempting to direct a homage to Japanese wandering Chanbara films and I appreciate that but it sinks in its own mood of torpor. Everyone looks lethargic and unexpressive as they trudge through the endless landscape.



It begins with a group of unkempt men chasing after a Japanese girl and a young white boy through the woods and fields. They seem in no hurry as they walk after them. The boy and girl are not together and are frantically running. Initially, I think this is one of those films of men hunting people. But a flashback sets it. The girl is named Tornado played by Japanese actress/singer/model Kôki. She and her father Fujin (Takehiro Hira) perform a travelling puppet show of samurais. In the show, when one puppet cuts off the head of the other, a fountain of blood spurts out in true samurai movie fashion. It seems that he was once a Samurai but why is he in Scotland doing a puppet show? And where did the crowd of onlookers come from? There is no sign of habitation anywhere other than the large house of the Laird. Fujin also teaches his daughter the way of the Samurai though she complains that it is boring.



This gang of scruffy hooligans are armed with one musket pistol, one bow and arrow and otherwise swords. They have just robbed two heavy bags of gold from a church and are on the run. They are headed by Sugarman (Tim Roth) and his son Little Sugar (Jack Lowden). The rest have cute names like Kitten, Lazy Legs and Squid Lips. They set the bags of gold down to watch the puppet show and the young boy snatches it and runs. Tornado sees this and in turn steals the gold from the boy and hides it. This act of greed sets up all the deaths that are to follow.



The main issue of the film is that Tornado the supposed heroine is not very likable, is passive through most of the film and is the cause of her father and other friend's deaths though this realization never seems to come to her. She is also not at all what one might expect from a Japanese daughter in 1790, but more like a modern smart-mouthed truculent daughter. When she finally picks up the samurai sword to avenge her father, it all happens too quickly and is not as satisfying as one had hoped for. No great choreography is involved. I did like the ending though as in true Wandering Samurai fashion she walks into the sunset ready for a sequel. I credit the film for what it is trying to do by mixing East and West. It just needed more verve and a better thought-out revenge scenario. If you are going to do a tribute to Samurai films, go all the way.