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Director: York Alec Shackleton
Year: 2018
Rating: 4.5

With Nicholas Cage, you never really know what you are going to get quality wise but these days, I would put my money on mediocrity. And I would have hit the jackpot on this one. One good hint is that it was filmed in Bulgaria; along with Romania it has become the place where DTV films go to die. They must have a set though that looks just like small town America - probably used in the old Communist days as a training ground for spies. Small town that it may be but they have a police force and SWAT team that could take over a small country. Thanks to our militarization of the police in America. Well, they need it here.

 

It begins with some nonsensical scene in Afghanistan as a woman transfers bazillions of dollars to banks all over the world on her computer. She and her partner want to hightail it out of the country. So, this is where all the money disappeared to. Probably close to the truth. But they are stopped by a group of American mercenaries who demand $1 million. Like an idiot the guy refuses and is killed. The group says, well I guess we will have to go steal it at a bank in America. Ok. Perfect sense. They pick a town and bank in Massachusetts and load up for a war. By going to the friendly gun dealer on the corner and asking for sniper rifles, AK-47s, hand grenades - would you like that gift wrapped?

 

They just didn't count on a middle-aged pudgy about to retire cop getting in the way. Nicholas Cage. And his partner is his son-in-law who just found out his wife is pregnant. And that is the day they are assigned a teenager to take along with them as a community outreach. Whose mother is the head nurse in the hospital. It is set up for cliché heaven as they come across these masterminds robbing the bank. An attractive Interpol agent is on hand and tells the SWAT commander that this group are brilliant and have one back up plan behind another. They should have told the scriptwriter what that was because they have no plan. It is dimwitted but has a lot of firepower and no surprises - except how lame much of the narrative is. Not sure if Cage intentionally put on weight for this but he looks puffy and old. Sooner or later, we all get there.