Nightkill
Director: Ted
Post
Year:
1980
Rating: 5.5
This
was Jaclyn Smith's first starring feature film after Charlie's Angels (she
was my favorite Angel) and though she gives it her all, her years as Kelly
didn't really prepare her for a role as emotionally complex as this.
Well, not her all I guess, as she thankfully refused to do a nude scene in
the shower. One sign of me getting older is that gratuitous nude scenes just
make me feel embarrassed for the actors and I tend to fast forward through
them. This was a German production that never made it as intended to the
theaters and ended up as a TV movie, which is right where it belongs. The
company gave her a fine cast to work with but this film is all Jaclyn Smith
freaking out nearly from beginning to end. For good reason though the film
tries to be too clever for its own good. It is the sort of mystery that can
only happen in a film and by the end you think - wasn't there a simpler way.
She and her wealthy industrialist husband
(Mike Conners - Mannix) live in a stunning house up on a hill in the expanse
of Arizona. I would kill for that house on a hill. Until winter. Anyways,
the film opens with the sounds of her making love though we don't see to
whom. But someone is recording all the sounds clandestinely. She goes to
pick up her husband at the airport - so it wasn't him in the shower with
her - and he turns out to be a total SOB - treats her like garbage and has
a bag in an airport locker full of money. At work he tells his number two
man played by James Franciscus to fire an entire division of the company
like they are extra straws. Without even a Six Sigma analysis (something
a few friends would laugh at if they read this).
Back at the house, Franciscus poisons the
boss. Dead. Or is he? Sweet Jaclyn is shocked. I didn't want to kill him.
Do you want to call the hospital? Well no. Let's put the body in the ice
box for now and I will get rid of it later. I will be back tomorrow but nothing
can go wrong. Mind you, the tape is rolling. Then later that night the doorbell
rings. It is a cop played by Robert Mitchum looking like a sunburnt totem
pole. "I received a report that your husband is missing?". Oh, lots can go
wrong as a game of deadly mind games has begun. Also, along for the ride
are Fritz Weaver as a grabby drunk and Sybil Danning as his wife. This is
ok as a TV movie - good cast and a ridiculous plot and Jaclyn acting like
her head will explode at any moment. Nice ending. On the plus side, Jaclyn
met her future husband, cinematographer Anthony Richmond who had been behind
the camera for Don't Look Now and The Man Who Fell to Earth. A slight come
down and apparently, he was drunk on the set for much of the time.