Warlords of Atlantis
Director: Kevin Connor
Year: 1976
Rating: 6.5
Aka - Warlords of the Deep
Damn, that poster alone should get this
film more respect than it seems to. Most of the reviews seem to be ho-hum
but I thought it was good pulpy fun. Doug McClure was the go-to man for medium
budget fantasy adventure films in the 1970s. The Land That Time Forgot, At
the Earth's Core, The People That Time Forgot and this one. I don't know
why. If he has a lot of acting skills, it passed me by. If he has charisma,
I must have been out that day. But he did sort of have an All-American chiseled
chin look and a lot of teeth. That must have been worth something. These
films don't rely on his acting skills though - he is just a place mat for
all the nifty special effects in the films. And no matter where he goes-
to the bottom the ocean, into the past, to the center of the earth, you can
count on him finding a beautiful girl who falls for him. It's a talent I
don't share. The first three films mentioned above were directed by Kevin
Connor as is this one and they were produced by the British studio Amicus.
By the time they got to this one, Amicus was out of business, so they turned
to EMI.
The plot is pure gonzo nonsense as they
throw in aliens, an underwater city, monsters and rascals. It is a rare minute
that something is not happening. The monsters particularly are well done
and great fun. The special effects guys - John Richardson and Roger Dickens
between them worked on films as diverse as Harry Potter, When Dinosaurs Ruled
the Earth, The Land that Time Forgot, Aliens and a few Bond films. They certainly
didn't have much of a budget here but they do a lot with it. The second giant
octopus attack on the ship is brilliant. As good as Harryhausen, I would
say. The flying fish with sharp teeth is a terrific scene as well and the
attack on the city by these armored sloth-like creature was fine. So how
did McClure get in a mess like this?
He has built a bathysphere that is lowered
down by cables from the ship for his friend Charles (Peter Gilmore) and Charles's
father. This seems to take place around the turn of the century and they
are on a sailboat to get to their destination with a small crew. Unknown
to everyone else, the father and son are looking for Atlantis. Yes, Atlantis.
Down Charles and Collinson (McClure) go. For reasons I never quite understood,
Collinson's design has no bottom. Of course, he probably wasn't planning
on a giant eel like creature poking its head in with its biting teeth. A
few electric shocks takes care of that. Then they find a large gold statue
and send it up. That was a mistake because the crew decide to keep it and
cut the cable and shoot poor old dad. Then the octopus attacks the ship and
drags the men into the water. The bathysphere goes out of control and ends
up . . . in Atlantis - as do the crew.
To be met by guards who look like mackerels
standing up with spears. They are led to the wonderful city of Atlantis -
but it is not below the water - it is on land with the sky above surrounded
by mountains - quite confusing. Turns out not to be so wonderful after all
- it is run by a species of elite Martians who are trapped on earth and who
have plans for mankind. Not good ones. There are also the worker bees aka
slaves who the octopus has dragged off of ships and delivered by hands. And
the monsters attack the city. It is just nutty and fun. The octopus stole
the show. Cliff from Cheers is one of the crew men. The babe was Lea Brodie.