Blondie on a Budget 
                                               
    
Director: Frank Strayer
Year:
1940
Rating: 5.5

This fifth in the long-running Blondie series of films should have been titled Ball Buster Blondie. She is on the warpath about the family budget and Dagwood is the ire of her anger. He wants to join the Fishing Club and she wants a fur coat. She tells him over breakfast that she had a dream that he asked her for $200 for the club and that she killed him. A dream he says. A prophecy she says. I almost feel guilty laughing at the going-ons of the Bumstead family - Dagwood, Blondie, Baby Dumpling and Daisy the Dog. It is all so silly, The sort of humor where the dog drinks champagne and gets drunk, where the kid keeps asking every shop keeper if he has any old dollar bills he doesn't want and poor Dagwood. He literally can't do anything right. He quivers like jelly, he has no backbone, how Baby Dumpling came to be is a mystery - Dagwood much have had a map and a flashlight.


 
But that doesn't stop an old female friend from trying to steal him away. Any man in a storm. There must have been a shortage in 1940. This is not any old female friend - when Alvin (the annoying child from next door) opens their door in walks a 1000 wat dream. Rita Hayworth. Looking as fabulous as fabulous can get. It is amazing that six years after her debut she was still appearing in films like this. B films except a fourth billing in Only Angels Have Wings the year before this. One look at her in this and you want to announce Star. That wasn't far off. In 1941 she starred in Strawberry Blonde - again the other woman but wow - Blood and Sand with Tyrone Power and then You'll Never Get Rich with Fred Astaire. She was there.

 

As hard as it is to believe, she seems to want to rekindle an old romance with Dagwood and he is such an idiot he doesn't even get it. But Blondie does. Dagwood is such a weenie, a milquetoast that I wonder what audiences thought back then. Were the women - who I would guess were the target audience - going my Harry would do just the same thing; Lloyd is lazy just like him, Bob doesn't know left from right. But maybe they came away thinking that their husband wasn't so bad after all. At least he can pop a cork without spilling it all.