The Three Musketeers
& The Four Musketeers
The Three
Musketeers
Director: Richard Lester
Year: 1973
Rating: 6.5
This
is a rambunctious rollicking version of the Three Musketeers that annoyed
me for much of its running time. It is part of a two-film narrative directed
by Richard Lester - the next one being The Four Musketeers. It has a cast
that dreams are made of, yet it still irritated me till I just took it for
what it was. In terms of the Three Musketeers, I am a classicist. I like
it serious and stately. Heroic and romantic. Heroes and villains and political
intrigue. God save the Queen and all that. One for all and all for one. The
basic template that most Musketeer films have followed was set in the Douglas
Fairbank's film in 1921 and this one follows it almost exactly. Except it
turns it into a comedy of pratfalls and foolishness. Closer to a parody than
an adventure tale. It grated on me I admit till I got the joke. That the
Musketeers certainly had bravado but were also buffoons. They succeed not
because they are so skillful, but because the opposition is so incompetent.
Where you look for some great swordsmanship, you instead get fighting with
brooms and spoons and wet towels. By the end I was sort of into it
and should be ready for The Four Musketeers.
D'Artagnan (Michael York) has been sent
off to join the Musketeers in Paris by his father (Joss Ackland) looking
like the country bumpkin he is on an old yellow horse that is the target
of derision wherever he travels. His father also gave him the advice to "fight
everyone". Take on every duel. Considering that he isn't really that good
a swordsman, perhaps not great advice. In a small town on the outskirts of
Paris he takes offence at something the one-eyed Rochefort (Christopher Lee)
says about his horse and challenges him to a duel. Rochefort is the head
of the Cardinal's Guards - the Cardinal being the always negatively portrayed
Richelieu (Charlton Heston). Instead of killing D'Artagnan, he has his men
bop him on the head and he rides away.
In Paris in the Musketeer headquarters he
quickly offends three of them - Athos (Oliver Reed), Aramis (Richard Chamberlain)
and Porthos (Frank Finlay) leading to the classic set of scheduled duels
at 12pm, 1pm and 2 pm. Instead, they all end up fighting the Cardinal Guards
and it turns into a goof-ball melee of clotheslines, punching, laundry and
general chaos. They all become friends and go drinking and snatching food
with their swords - finally some good sword play. D'Artagnan finds lodging
in a cheap hostel where the comic owner (Spike Milligan of all people) has
a wife Constance (Raquel Welch) that he gets to bed once a week. D'Artagnan
equals that the same night with the let me clean your feet opening. He may
be a country boy but he knows what he likes. Constance is a total klutz -
tripping over everything that can be tripped over, hitting her head on everything
that can hit your head.
The film continues down the traditional
path - the Queen (Geraldine Chaplin) is having an affair with the English
Duke of Buckingham (Simon Ward) and gives him her diamond necklace as a keepsake.
Richelieu hears about it and sets the conniving Milady (Faye Dunaway) to
steal two of the diamonds. Easy as taking the pants off a man. The King (Jean-Pierre
Cassell) asks the Queen to wear the necklace at a celebration. She is at
a loss until her handmaiden Constance tells her she has the man for the assignment
- her husband who is unknown to her in the pay of the Cardinal - no wait
how about D'Artagnan and off he goes with the Three Musketeers for more misbegotten
adventure.
It is a big production, looks great and
throws in some fun historical bits such as the King playing chess on a giant
board using dogs as chess pieces or the Musketeers playing "real tennis"
which has two opponents on each side of the net but then like handball you
can hit the walls. Looks like good fun. Back in the 1960s this was considered
as a vehicle for the Beatles with Lester - who had directed them in A Hard
Day's Night and Help - directing. And songs I assume. That would have been
interesting and likely awful. Ringo as D'Artagnan? The music was composed
by the great Michel Legrand and it was shot in Segovia, Spain about the loveliest
town in the world. Raquel who gives a very cute comedic performance got the
Golden Global.
The Four Musketeers
Director: Richard Lester
Year: 1974
Rating: 7.5
This is more like
it. I don't know if someone told the director Richard Lester that The Three
Musketeers had too much corny bumbling humor in it and not enough serious
sword play, but this follow-up made with the exact same cast is terrific.
It leaves all but a bit of playful humor on the wayside and provides a fine
example of old-fashioned heroic adventure in which the Musketeers take on
the evils of Cardinal Richelieu, Rochefort and their weapon of deception,
the beautiful Milady.
It closely follows the book as did the first
film and in this case that is a good thing. Dumas wrote a rousing tale of
adventure - why mess with a classic. It is set in the 1640s with France in
the middle of a religious civil war - the Catholics against the Protestants
and the Musketeers are in the middle of it in a siege of a Protestant castle.
But besides that, other nefarious plots are afoot to kill D'Artagnan and
his love Constance. Milady wants revenge from the previous film. It takes
a very serious turn at the end which I expect the audience did not see coming
but again it is right out of the book.
It has less of a complicated plot than the
first where the Musketeers had to save the Queen from a scandal - very straightforward
with one small disconnect. No one seems to remember Milady from the first
film and to know how treacherous she is. D'Artagnan beds her (as well as
her maid), Constance doesn't recognize her though they had quite a duel in
the first film and Athos who had a previous encounter with her pre-the book
didn't recognize her in the first film though she walks right by him. Constance
is still the Queen's handmaiden and the carrier of messages to the Duke of
Buckingham. Richelieu decides to kidnap her for reasons that are a little
murky and much of the film is of the Musketeers rescuing her, hiding her
and then attempting to rescue her again. In between that they are fighting
in a war. It never slows down and is everything the first film should have
been.