Sitting Pretty
(1948) - 7.0
As old fashioned as my mother's sewing machine, this is all about home, hearth
and apple pie. And quite amusing. It was a big hit at the box-office and
led to two more Mr. Belvedere films. It hits all the right notes with a fine
script from F. Hugh Herbert (Home, Sweet Homicide, Dark Command, That Certain
Age and many more) and a great cast of actors who just have perfect timing
with each other. It is under the direction of Walter Lang, best known for
his many musicals such as Can-Can, The King and I, There's No Business Like
Show Business. He keeps it moving and light on its toes.
The war is over and everyone is moving to the suburbs. This takes place squarely
in one. Those were the days when one-working husband could provide for a
nice house, three children and a wife comfortably. And of course when it
was as white as newly fallen snow. Everyone with their garden and flowers
to take up the week-end. I grew up in a suburb like that and got out as soon
as I was old enough to. The focus of this film is on the King family, Harry
and Tacey, their three young boisterous boys and a dog as large as a Sherman
tank. Harry and Tacey are played by Robert Young and Maureen O'Hara and honestly
it is one of the nicest portrayals of a married couple since the Thin Man.
In fact, after Myrna Loy I would pick O'Hara as the second most perfect wife.
They have maid trouble. They all quit because of the over-active children
and the dog. Pre-Ritalin days. In desperation she advertises for someone
to live there, take care of the children and do some errands. A Lynn Belvedere
answers and accepts. Imagine their surprise when a man shows up. Clifton
Webb. Webb is a wonderful actor to watch - his precise delivery, disdainful
pose and an intelligence that permeates from him. He was on a roll
after Laura and The Razor's Edge and those two films cemented his film persona
going forward. Waspy, prickly, superior and never one to mince words and
insults. He could be saying the same thing in a noir or a comedy and in the
noir it would be menacing and in the comedy it would be funny.
He and Monty Wooley had a lot in common. They both didn't really get into
film till they were in their fifties after successful theatrical careers,
they both played overbearing men who act like insulting people was the national
past time and they both were very successful in playing this type of character
that they created. Woolley beneath his jibes seems much warmer while it is
hard to imagine Webb ever giving anyone a hug. And while Woolley was born
into the elite, Webb was born in Indianapolis and brought up by a poor single
mother who he lived with all his life and was in fact buried next to her.
When she died at 91, Noel Coward said "It must be terrible to be orphaned
at 71." Both he and Wooley were part of the group who hung out with
Coward and Cole Porter. Listening in on their conversations must have been
wonderful.
Mr. Belvedere introduces himself by telling them that he despises children
and later amends that to include theirs in particular. He also tells them
he is a genius. And so it seems. At one point Tacey asks him if he can dance
and he says of course (and in fact Webb began his career as a song and dance
man in musicals on the stage). I suppose she says sarcastically that Arthur
Murray taught you. No, I taught Arthur Murray. The film is sweet with mild
low-key humor with the droll wit of Webb spinning off delicious insults
by the handful and often past the confused people he has directed them at.
There is excellent support - Richard Hayden as the nosy gossiping neighbor
who is almost a replica of Webb and lives with his mother, Ed Begley is Harry's
boss who pinches the female help and John Russell and Louise Allbritton are
their best friends. I wonder if Robert Young's warm performance helped get
him the role of the father in Father Knows Best a few years later.
Mr. Belvedere
Goes to College (1949) - 6.0
After the surprising box office success of Sitting Pretty in 1948 that introduced
the very formal, proper and egotistical Mr. Belvedere, 20th Century Fox quickly
brought out another film starring Clifton Webb as the titled character. In
the previous film he wrote a best selling book about the suburbs that poked
fun at the environment and certain members of the community. This brought
on a number of libel suits and he finds himself broke but with a $10,000
prize available to him. The only qualification is that the recipient has
a college degree. Mr. Belvedere doesn't - he was self-taught since the age
of six. So that is the rather silly set-up to get Mr. Belvedere to go to
college. I expect 20th Century never thought they had a comedy star in the
droll slightly sneering Webb but for the remainder of his film career he
was mainly put into comedies or feel-good films - his days in noir had come
to an end. Which is a shame because he plays noir well.
He convinces the college administration to enroll him after he easily passes
the entrance exams and tells them that he will graduate in a year. But at
the beginning he is a freshman and has to go through hazing which mainly
consists of wearing a beanie. Clifton Webb enduring a beanie is kind of funny.
He needs a job and so takes one as a servant in an unruly sorority full of
spoiled girls. This part has the potential for comedy gold as he trains them
in the same manner as he did the three boys in Sitting Pretty. But for the
most part this is pushed to the back burner as a melodrama that has nothing
to do with Mr. Belvedere emerges that just turns the film into a hybrid that
doesn't work.
But it is a chance to see Shirley Temple as grown up at 20. She was still
trying to make the transition from child super star to being an adult actress.
She is fine. Still quite recognizable as the little girl dancing with Bill
Bojangles Robinson. She falls in love with a classmate (Tom Drake) but unknown
to him she has a son and is a widow. When his mother (Jessie Royce Landis)
learns about this, she freaks out. Mr. Belvedere has to come to the rescue
of young love. We find out in the film that Mr. Belvedere speaks eleven languages,
taught judo in Japan and can perform the pole vault. Whenever the film focuses
on Webb and his snitty comments it is fine but goes astray with the sub-plot
which turns into the main plot. Temple was only to be in three more films
after this. Also appearing is Mr. Ed aka Alan Young as Mr. Belvedere's roommate.
Mr. Belvedere
Rings the Bell (1951) - 4.5
This third Mr. Belvedere film didn't do that well at the box office and so
Fox put the dagger through its heart and ended the series. In truth three
of them was enough as the direction they were taking the character in wasn't
much fun. From being a rather odious persnickety but funny character in the
first film to a bemused egotist in the second film they practically make
him a saint in this one. Sometimes writers just don't seem to understand
what they have on their hands. We liked Mr. Belvedere just as he was. I imagine
they figured they had to soften him up for the family audience. Ugh. This
is a sweet movie. But not a funny one. Who wants that? They must have been
setting Clifton Webb up for his next film Cheaper By the Dozen in which he
and Myrna Loy are the parents to twelve children. You would have to be a
saint to deal with that many children though having Myrna Loy as your wife
would make it worthwhile. Clifton Webb having 12 children is so absurd on
many levels.
In this one Mr. Belvedere is back on his feet after nearly being bankrupt
in the previous film. He is on a book-lecture tour and eating it up. His
PR man is played by the wonderful Zero Mostel. While sitting in the park
he overhears a group of old people moaning and complaining about their ills
as old people are wont to do. I should know. Whenever I get together with
a few similarly aged friends the first 15 minutes is allocated to our aches
and pains, the second fifteen minutes to how much we hate Trump and then
back to how much our backs hurt. They all live at an old folks home run by
the church. Mr. Belvedere decides to join them and revitalize them. He tells
them he is 77 and all are shocked - later Mostel says you aren't even fifty
yet - how can you get away with it. In fact, Webb was 62 and looked it. So
Mr. Belvedere went from taking care of three children to a sorority to an
old folks home. If there had been another film it would have taken place
in a mortuary.
It goes as expected - but not desired - he is this super nice fellow cheering
up these crotchety old folks and getting the reverend (Hugh Marlowe) to realize
that he loves the nurse in the place (Joanne Dru). Mr. Belvedere should win
the Nobel Peace Prize. The old folks are amusing at times but Belvedere isn't
and that is the reason we are watching.