College Confidential

 

Director: Albert Zugsmith
Year: 1960
Rating: 4.5

Here is another Albert Zugsmith production. Zugsmith trawled the seamy side of teenage life - as seamy as was allowed back in the 1950s which isn't much seamier than Dobie Gillis - in a series of films like Sex Kittens Go to College, Girls Town, The Beat Generation and High School Confidential. They are corny, silly, moralistic, square and have no real insight into what young kids were going through back then. They do rub up against the subject of sex though and that was enough back then to be controversial. They also had Mamie Van Doren in a bunch of them. That brought me to this one.

 


This is also produced along with a company run by Steve Allen and his wife Jane Meadows who both star in it and I would guess toned it down. Allen was a huge personality in show business at the time having hosted The Tonight Show for a few years and been involved in lots of TV shows. He was also a prolific song writer and composes a few for this film. I have to guess that he is the one who was able to get Walter Winchell, Rocky Marciano, Earl Wilson (a famous gossip columnist at the time), Louis Sobol (a famous Broadway columnist) and Sheilah Graham (another well-known gossip columnist and lover of F. Scott Fitzgerald at one time) to show up for a few days. Quite a crew.

 


This really is a piffle. Mamie kicks it off as a college girl (who at age 29 looks as much like a college girl as I do - for different reasons). She comes home at 3 a.m. from a little snook and cuddle with Marvin played by Conway Twitty who had quite a career ahead of him in country music - he sings one song here. But she tells dad - played by Elisha Cook Jr - we are supposed to believe he produced Mamie? - that she was with her professor taking a survey. And that gets the scandal started. Professor Mac (Steve Allen) has had volunteers taking a survey about attitudes in modern day students - some of them of a sexual nature! Egads! Sex! He is like some of the cool professors I had at college - hangs out with the students - invites them over to their home - and in those days usually slept with a few of them. I would bet that doesn't happen any more. It even feels creepy in this film. But he isn't sleeping with any but takes videos of them cavorting. Kind of creepy now too. But all for science.

 

Well, it all comes down on him and a trial is called in which all those national reporters show up. Sex was that scandalous back then? Jane Meadows is also a reporter following the story, Herbert Marshall is a professor, Cathy Crosby, niece of Bing, is the daughter of the store owner and the guy who sings three songs isn't Conway but Randy Sparks who headed up The New Christy Minstrels. Total fluff with Allen getting up at his trial and giving the old rah rah speech about seeking knowledge among the ignorant who don't understand. I am surprised he touched this junk. There isn't even much tease going on here. Totally square. But Mamie looks ravishing throughout. And that is why I came to this party.