Director: Lloyd Bacon
Year: 1953
Rating: 5.0
After being hit over the head with a sledge hammer in Child 44, I thought
I deserved a light fluffy little film and what could be fluffier than Jane
Russell in a corset, a bathing suit while playing shuffle board and various
high fashion couture designs that bring a fair amount of attention to her
main assets (though she refused to wear a bikini). Those doggies keep trying
to escape, but she keeps them in line. To a large degree this isn't much
more than a fashion show with more models than wine bottles in a rich man's
cellar. This was shot in 3D so watching it on TV can't possible bring the
same experience as there must have been a few times you wanted to duck -
or perhaps not. None of this is too surprising once you realize that the
Executive Producer is Howard Hughes who probably picked out all the models
personally (one of them is an unknown Kim Novak but there were too many blondes
for me to pick her out).